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re: It's been 7 years since I visited this place

Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:18 pm to
I will frickin ......
























starve, woman
Posted by VagueMessage
Springdale, AR
Member since Jun 2013
4450 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

My favorite cringe post is when someone posts a thread for discussion, and one of those old fricks posts "go hogs go!" and nothing else. Like you added nothing, and your comment was pointless.

Also when someone makes a reference or posts a photo from a show from the 60s and thinks it's funny, but no one gets it because no one is 90 years old.

That is hogville in a nuttshell


Took this from a topic I just read on Hogville.

From the OP:
quote:

As Andy Griffith tells Barney re: Aunt Bea's pickles: "Well, there's only one thing to do, and that's what we should have done in the first place. Learn to love em."


First reply to the OP:
quote:

I HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT.THAT WILL MEAN WE ARE WINNING GAMES AND I LIKE BB AS A PERSON JUST HOPE THE WINNING BEGINS SATURDAY OR YOUR ESTIMATE IS YEARS OFF.


Third reply of a person who misread the OP and took "5–8 years" to mean an impossible 13 game season:
quote:

One thing I am sure of is it cannot be 5-8. Even if the Hogs finish 5-7 and there are a lack of bowl eligible teams Arkansas won't have the APR to get a waiver. I do think a 5-7 is very likely.


This gem of a fourth reply
quote:

Hope you are right!


Fifth reply, from the same all-caps robot quoted prior:
quote:

HE WON'T BE HERE 5-8 IF HE DOESN'T START WINNING MORE. IF HE DOES THEN A NEW AD IS IN ORDER ALSO.


It's like they went out of their way to prove our stereotypical assessments right, all neatly wrapped in the first six replies of a mundane topic.
Posted by DeshaHog
Member since Mar 2016
639 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

VagueMessage


That is fricking hilarious
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9746 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 7:26 pm to
I told all of you i have that shite hole pegged down to a T.

Literally went back. Read some b.s., then couldn't figure out how I stomached that place back like 6 years ago. Now Every time I go there it's exactly what you just posted.
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12809 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 7:31 pm to
I remember one year recently (I believe Bert's first season), there were a few posters proclaiming that they believed our record would be either 6-5 or 7-4. There was an in-depth discussion on this for several posts with no one correcting the OP that college football seasons were, in fact, 12 games long.

Nobville in a nutshell.
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 7:32 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134324 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:31 pm to
My dumbass thought it'd be a good idea to tour rival message boards my senior year of college.

Hogville opened my eyes to cesspools on par with TexAgs Still have an account over there from 7 years ago. That I'll never use again
Posted by ArHog
Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2008
40594 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

TbirdSpur2010





Posted by whataboar
Little Rock, Ark.
Member since Sep 2009
479 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:05 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/16/18 at 7:56 pm
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12809 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:44 am to
Big Tex and Vin Ascolese are the original Hogville GOATs.
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
19657 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:22 am to
I'm famous for my instagram comment when they posted about the new Stadium renovations.

Dice Harris gave me a shout out.

Can't wait for bball season.
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
19657 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Big Tex and Vin Ascolese are the original Hogville GOATs.


Almost forgot about this. Incredible time to be alive during those days.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9701 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 10:20 am to
quote:

It seems to be filled with a lot of older people who don't know how to interact on the Internet, so they post bizzare stuff, misunderstand sarcasm and trolling, and seem a bit out of touch. If not for that, the site would be alright, overbearing mods aside.


It's basically drivetime sports.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16661 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 4:09 pm to
Bump

I just checked it out over there out of curiosity and literally lost my mind at the idiocy around there in a matter of minutes.

Long story short, theres a lot of dumbass trailer trash on that site that thinks we're a NC-calibre program and that they deserve the success because they spend that $15 a year on a new hog tshirt at the walmarks.

Yeah I had to bail on that cesspool before I legitimately quit college football altogether or became a bandwagon fan of a successful team.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 4:11 pm to
Join us

Roll Tide or whatever we say when Clemson plays, I've already forgot
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9746 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 7:36 pm to
I went over there and posted "fire both tackles!". Insta banned lol. I thought the shite show that would follow that would have been a pretty good distraction from our terrible defense but it never took off.

I got a warning, I tried to porn drop with a frick you overbearing mods post, but it immediately wouldn't let me post again afterwards.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 7:54 pm to
Fer reelz?
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 7:56 pm to
I may go porn bomb the mods and see if they can keep up, since I run through decentralized innerwebz, may take them years to find all of my bots and my account
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9746 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 8:07 pm to
Yes 100% legit. Happened with in 15 seconds of the post.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 8:50 pm to
Dayum, I may make a visit
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