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Good news guys—regarding a thread on the rant

Posted on 10/15/20 at 7:59 am
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37310 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 7:59 am
There’s a 4 page thread discussing which fanbase has the smallest tallywackers and not one person has even dared suggest the Hogs. Congrats.

So use that appendage with pride today, swing that sucker like a propeller if you wanna.



Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 10/15/20 at 8:15 am to
Posted by V Bainbridge
Member since Jul 2020
8089 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 8:16 am to
quote:

swing that sucker like a propeller if you wanna.

I am too old to still do this but I do it anyway.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18301 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 8:43 am to
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
26400 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 8:48 am to
When your fanbase goes 2.5 years w/O a conference victory, yet still sails tgr fuk out the rant, you ain't gonna be accused of having no sausage. Believe that.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 9:03 am to
Piggi taking notes like Mark Cuban
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37310 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 10:20 am to
Posted by dchog
Pea Ridge
Member since Nov 2012
26709 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 11:55 am to
Aggie fans have front row seats.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15401 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

When your fanbase goes 2.5 years w/O a conference victory, yet still sails tgr fuk out the rant, you ain't gonna be accused of having no sausage. Believe that.

Can you imagine when we start winning games again (and we will) at about a 65-70% clip in the SEC? We're gonna have the other SEC schools grabbing their nose every time they take a piss and pulling their johnson rods out in public when they have to blow their nose.

We're gonna be wedged so far in their brainpans, they won't know how to function correctly. We can sail like no other fanbase.
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12849 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 2:21 pm to
Wait til my wife hears the good news! I've been telling her for years.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

Can you imagine when we start winning games again (and we will) at about a 65-70% clip in the SEC?

Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
15771 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 6:00 pm to

I already used the ol' appendage with great pride earlier, had a little "afternoon delight" with the fiancee and didn't let her down at all.

Then I get on tRant shortly after, and see that we apparently have giant wangs. I wish i would've known this about an hour sooner
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
40237 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

swing that sucker like a propeller if you wanna.


Posted by Kriegschwein
Alemania
Member since Feb 2015
855 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:25 am to
The ole lady does call it the hawg.

Side piece calls it the soup can.
Posted by OSqueal
Member since Jan 2011
5960 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 7:13 am to
Sorry, im out. I'm Irish......
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
64589 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

The ole lady does call it the hawg.

Side piece calls it the soup can.
There's either something in the water here and we really all ended up on the right side of the average or all our ladies are gassing us up
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:35 pm to
Mine may not be long but it's reeeeeallly skinny.
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
3429 posts
Posted on 10/17/20 at 11:42 am to
This thread belongs on the Aggie board.
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