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re: What's wrong with Eli Gold?
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:24 pm to Goombaw
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:24 pm to Goombaw
I’m old, glory days and all that crap, but I have never liked Eli as a play by play guy. I grew up on Jon Forney in his prime, before the stroke took his abilities. Forney painted a picture of each play so that I saw each play unfolding. He always gave pertinent data like down and distance. I never know what is going on with Eli. He is terrible at describing a play as it unfolds. And he rarely gives simple info like down and distance.
Also, Paul Kennedy was great, too.
Also, Paul Kennedy was great, too.
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:25 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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He hasn’t been the same since that online puss trolling stuff came out.
That was an underrated story.
"Want to go to Johnson City?
Posted on 10/19/20 at 8:16 pm to RollTide33
I had a roommate in college that always talked about how terrible Eli is. I never had a problem then because I would listen to him on one of the gameday radios at the game, so obviously I could actually see what was going on. Once I was out of college and have had to rely on him for a handful of games on the radio the last 10 seasons or so I realized he really is terrible at painting a picture at what is going on. It is beyond time to move on. I just hate it that Chris Stewart has had so many medical issues that could keep him from doing it. He would be the perfect guy.
That's literally what they are paid to do though. You pay the radio announcers to be homers. Just like in MLB I expect the announcers on Fox Sports South to be Braves homers and if I were to watch a Yankees game on YES I would expect them to be Yankees homers.
But I do agree with your last two points. UGA's play by play guy is the only guy I know of that has blocked me on twitter, I would assume because I let him know just what I thought of that particular play call. Bramblet/White were unlistenable on Auburn's broadcasts because every play the other team should have been called for a penalty and if heaven forbid Auburn be penalized the refs were clearly out to get Auburn.
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Kinda weird but it seems like I enjoy Eli for the same reasons a lot of y'all don't like him. I don't see it as a lack of enthusiasm but more trying not to be too biased. On the unfortunate occasions I've had to listen to an opposing teams radio broadcast because it was all that was available I've always hated how big of homers they are. For example those two UGA radio idiots making fun of Tua's name when he took that sack in OT in the Natty. Or the absolute whining some of these guys do on behalf of their teams.
That's literally what they are paid to do though. You pay the radio announcers to be homers. Just like in MLB I expect the announcers on Fox Sports South to be Braves homers and if I were to watch a Yankees game on YES I would expect them to be Yankees homers.
But I do agree with your last two points. UGA's play by play guy is the only guy I know of that has blocked me on twitter, I would assume because I let him know just what I thought of that particular play call. Bramblet/White were unlistenable on Auburn's broadcasts because every play the other team should have been called for a penalty and if heaven forbid Auburn be penalized the refs were clearly out to get Auburn.
Posted on 10/19/20 at 8:24 pm to GumpInLex
I'm in the southeast, just a little bit out of London. By your name in assuming you're in Lexington?
There's a surprising amount of Bama fans here, especially in Corbin, where they even have a street named Crimson Tide Rd.
There's a surprising amount of Bama fans here, especially in Corbin, where they even have a street named Crimson Tide Rd.
Posted on 10/19/20 at 9:21 pm to Chancellor
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I didn't say that it did
Well, man, you certainly implied it:
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I've never understood the hate for Eli Gold. I take that back. I do understand it because it's Alabama and he's Jewish. I just don't understand how it's still a thing in 2020.
So, let's not do that again, ok?

Posted on 10/20/20 at 7:22 am to TideSaint
I like Eli's voice and he has been around forever. But he is too concerned about talking about the position of the sun in the sky and the smell of autumn in the air... even the crimson pin stripes on the pants to give the essential details.
Down, Distance and position on the field... that is what we need.
We are spoiled now that all the games are on TV, but if you are solely dependent upon the Alabama broadcast if it frustrating to keep up.
I remember a game years ago. Alabama is in a tight game with someone that they should have beaten easily. Bama is punting near midfield and the punt is blocked.
It was 3rd down for the other team before Eli ever told us where the ball was on the field. A blocked punt can go anywhere. But I guess Eli assumed we were watching the game and knew exactly where the ball was downed.
Someone one else mentioned this type call.
1st and 10. Hand off up the middle.. BIG HOLE for Harris... he gets wrapped up.. bringing up 2nd and 9.
What????
Down, Distance and position on the field... that is what we need.
We are spoiled now that all the games are on TV, but if you are solely dependent upon the Alabama broadcast if it frustrating to keep up.
I remember a game years ago. Alabama is in a tight game with someone that they should have beaten easily. Bama is punting near midfield and the punt is blocked.
It was 3rd down for the other team before Eli ever told us where the ball was on the field. A blocked punt can go anywhere. But I guess Eli assumed we were watching the game and knew exactly where the ball was downed.
Someone one else mentioned this type call.
1st and 10. Hand off up the middle.. BIG HOLE for Harris... he gets wrapped up.. bringing up 2nd and 9.
What????
This post was edited on 10/20/20 at 7:25 am
Posted on 10/20/20 at 8:13 am to Goombaw
I was on the road for much of the UGA game. Honestly, I ended up listening to the GA broadcast on Sirius because it was lightyears better. Eli doesn't really give you down and distance, yards on play, or any other meaningful information. It's really frustrating.
Posted on 10/21/20 at 11:40 am to Goombaw
I don’t know if this is true, but i have heard he has been having some trouble with his eyes, then he mentioned something about it on a finebaum interview this week in passing.
Posted on 10/21/20 at 11:14 pm to TideSaint
With all due respect, I didn't imply it, either.
I can explain why that's true, but I'm willing to just move on from the post and discuss other topics if you are and have learned my lesson that unpopular opinions aren't welcome.
Suffice it to say, I've never had a problem knowing any important detail of the game when I've listened to Eli.
If it's 2nd down and 8 and Najee runs for 4 yards, it's really not hard to know that the next play is 3rd and 4 without having to be told it's 3rd and 4- although I have to say I can't recall Eli not giving that information. Again, I've never had a problem not knowing any important detail when listening to the game.
Let the irrational Eli-bashing party continue. I won't interrupt, again.
and Roll Tide.
I can explain why that's true, but I'm willing to just move on from the post and discuss other topics if you are and have learned my lesson that unpopular opinions aren't welcome.
Suffice it to say, I've never had a problem knowing any important detail of the game when I've listened to Eli.
If it's 2nd down and 8 and Najee runs for 4 yards, it's really not hard to know that the next play is 3rd and 4 without having to be told it's 3rd and 4- although I have to say I can't recall Eli not giving that information. Again, I've never had a problem not knowing any important detail when listening to the game.
Let the irrational Eli-bashing party continue. I won't interrupt, again.

This post was edited on 10/21/20 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 10/22/20 at 9:11 am to Chancellor
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If it's 2nd down and 8 and Najee runs for 4 yards, it's really not hard to know that the next play is 3rd and 4 without having to be told it's 3rd and 4- although I have to say I can't recall Eli not giving that information. Again, I've never had a problem not knowing any important detail when listening to the game.
You're glossing over the issue I have with Eli ... we often DON'T KNOW it's "second down and eight," or if Najee ran for four yards. Or sometimes if Eli tells us Najee ran for four yards on second and eight, on the next play he'll tell us it's third and seven. This isn't recent; it's been going on for years.
I'm making an assumption (which is completely unwarranted) that you are somehow watching the game while listening to Eli -- either in the stadium, or on TV. In that situation, I think Eli is pretty good; I can see the result of each play, and can just listen to Eli give background info. But sometimes I have to depend on the radio broadcast to follow the action, and it quickly becomes very frustrating.
This post was edited on 10/22/20 at 9:41 am
Posted on 10/22/20 at 10:14 am to Sauron
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I'm making an assumption (which is completely unwarranted) that you are somehow watching the game while listening to Eli -- either in the stadium, or on TV.
I'm also making the assumption that Eli believes we are listening to him while we watch the game on our 4K TV. (May not be true, I just hate to think he's really that bad)
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:51 am to bamameister
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I'm also making the assumption that Eli believes we are listening to him while we watch the game on our 4K TV. (May not be true, I just hate to think he's really that bad)
I haven't listened to one of his broadcasts in years, probably since the invention of the DVR. If I can't be home and watch it live, would rather risk hearing a score and watch it later than listen to Eli.
I'll never forget calls like this:
"The handoff is to Alexander, HUGE hole on the right side, and he's stopped for a gain of two yards."
Posted on 10/22/20 at 12:33 pm to Sauron
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This isn't recent; it's been going on for years.
He said George Teague recovered a fumble, and that was 28 years ago.
Posted on 10/22/20 at 8:35 pm to RollTide33
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Kinda weird but it seems like I enjoy Eli for the same reasons a lot of y'all don't like him. I don't see it as a lack of enthusiasm but more trying not to be too biased. On the unfortunate occasions I've had to listen to an opposing teams radio broadcast because it was all that was available I've always hated how big of homers they are. For example those two UGA radio idiots making fun of Tua's name when he took that sack in OT in the Natty. Or the absolute whining some of these guys do on behalf of their teams.
Give me a Paul Kennedy and Doug Layton in the booth screaming. I'm not tuning in to listen to a ye olde croquet match.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:11 am to Goombaw
I noticed that too.
I think it’s as simple as he’s getting older. Father time comes for us all. He doesn’t have the same energy he used to have
But imo, he used to he fantastic. He has a great radio voice. His call for the Rocky Block back in 2009 was one of the best calls in sports radio history. He’s a legend. He’s just lost his fastball so to speak
I think it’s as simple as he’s getting older. Father time comes for us all. He doesn’t have the same energy he used to have
But imo, he used to he fantastic. He has a great radio voice. His call for the Rocky Block back in 2009 was one of the best calls in sports radio history. He’s a legend. He’s just lost his fastball so to speak
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