Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.

I saw him break huddie’s hip.

I remember the time he didn't recommend me for Admin.

We were IM Thread OGs, was it the giant mural of mummies that spelt out "Bella" Fleshy? Is that why you forsake me?

On this site for 10 years, shite I feel old.

This must be what Fleshy feels like daily...

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He once banned me for calling David Cornwell "Cornholio."

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Mostly true.

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He once banned me for posting Tuas QBR.

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True.

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He once banned me at Huddie and Commander Datas request when they claimed I was a troll.

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Not true.

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I one time saw him eat a box of Nerds out of a strippers' butthole.

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No comment.

Brought me over to his home and forced me to shite on his carpet so he could beat me over the head with a dildo and call me a bad puppy.

He also bought me Popeyes, but ate all the skin off the chicken.

I’ll leave y’all with this, my greatest contribution to the SECR. I made this in the wake of ATPB.

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There was rumor on these pages he and Crimsonboz kissed. Could be wrong?

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You were kinda wrong. Boz was the stripper.....

I saw FleshEatingSalsa at a grocery store once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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I saw FleshEatingSalsa at a grocery store once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?

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The one time I met Flesh was at the Houndstooth after a game. He left with my date and stuck me with a huge bar tab.

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I feel thin. Sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

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I'd be more than happy to relieve you of the burden that creates this feeling.