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UASports23
Columbia Fan
Member since Nov 2009
19812 posts

Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
I'll start....

I one time saw him eat a box of Nerds out of a strippers' butthole.

TYFYS.


TizzyT4theUofA
Alabama Fan
Biloxi,MS
Member since Jun 2016
2355 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
I saw him break huddie’s hip.


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PowHound
Alabama Fan
The Peoples Moderator
Member since Jul 2014
3689 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
He once banned me for calling David Cornwell "Cornholio."

He once banned me for posting Tuas QBR.

He once banned me at Huddie and Commander Datas request when they claimed I was a troll. (I was trying to get Salsa to ban Huddie for same reason. )

Good Times !





MagillaGuerilla
Marshall Fan
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
33537 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
I remember the time he didn't recommend me for Admin.

We were IM Thread OGs, was it the giant mural of mummies that spelt out "Bella" Fleshy? Is that why you forsake me?


UASports23
Columbia Fan
Member since Nov 2009
19812 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
The days of 2009. Huuuuuuuuuu


MagillaGuerilla
Marshall Fan
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
33537 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
On this site for 10 years, shite I feel old.

This must be what Fleshy feels like daily...


FleshEatingSalsa
Alabama Fan
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
11954 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
What in the hell is happening in here.

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This must be what Fleshy feels like daily...


I feel thin. Sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

For real, I think you’d be a fabulous admin and would heartily recommend you. I never thought you seriously wanted it.


FleshEatingSalsa
Alabama Fan
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
11954 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
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He once banned me for calling David Cornwell "Cornholio."

Mostly true.


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He once banned me for posting Tuas QBR.

True.


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He once banned me at Huddie and Commander Datas request when they claimed I was a troll.

Not true.


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I one time saw him eat a box of Nerds out of a strippers' butthole.


No comment.


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AllBamaDoesIsWin
Alabama Fan
Member since Dec 2011
26681 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
I remember the time he saved Narnia with the One Ring and won the Iron Throne.


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Gary Busey
Alabama Fan
Member since Dec 2014
26150 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
Brought me over to his home and forced me to shite on his carpet so he could beat me over the head with a dildo and call me a bad puppy.

He also bought me Popeyes, but ate all the skin off the chicken.
This post was edited on 2/8 at 4:20 am


FleshEatingSalsa
Alabama Fan
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
11954 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
I’ll leave y’all with this, my greatest contribution to the SECR. I made this in the wake of ATPB.



My2Bits
Alabama Fan
2500 mi from Tuscaloosa due west
Member since Jun 2012
1543 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
There was a rumor on these pages that he and Crimsonboz kissed. Could be wrong?
This post was edited on 2/8 at 11:06 am


Cobrasize
Alabama Fan
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
33300 posts
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re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
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There was rumor on these pages he and Crimsonboz kissed. Could be wrong?

You were kinda wrong. Boz was the stripper.....


Roll Tide Ravens
Alabama Fan
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
7658 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
When he banned CAbamafan.


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Goombaw
Alabama Fan
Kentucky
Member since Jan 2013
1802 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
I saw FleshEatingSalsa at a grocery store once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


MagillaGuerilla
Marshall Fan
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
33537 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
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What in the hell is happening in here.


Reminiscing like old fricks.

I'm the oldest damn 27 year old on here

quote:

I never thought you seriously wanted it.


It feels good to be asked

Now if there's not a specific hours, I'd listen. I've got an active job, so I couldn't be lurking 24/7.

Image: https://66.media.tumblr.com/b1b8a7b4cb9f540c72cf0ecf253a9847/tumblr_p32909Y1bB1snteogo3_r3_500.gif






14&Counting
Southern Cal Fan
Manhattan Beach, CA
Member since Jul 2012
19234 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
quote:

I saw FleshEatingSalsa at a grocery store once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?


The one time I met Flesh was at the Houndstooth after a game. He left with my date and stuck me with a huge bar tab.


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crimsonian
Alabama Fan
Florida
Member since Jun 2012
7352 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
There are no good ones.


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Sauron
Alabama Fan
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2015
323 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
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I feel thin. Sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.


I'd be more than happy to relieve you of the burden that creates this feeling.


FleshEatingSalsa
Alabama Fan
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
11954 posts

re: Tell your favorite FleshEatingSalsa story.
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I'd be more than happy to relieve you of the burden that creates this feeling.






But for real:
Image: https://i.imgur.com/f7FGvuY.gif


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