Jerry Jones Thought Micah Parsons Agreed To New Contract Because Of Handshake

If we agree on a price, make eye contact and shake hands, I would expect that the deal is done. Hand it off to the attorneys.

Ceedee Lamb, what does the cowboys owe parsons? You know, the guy that screams he's being held all the time? Trade him Jerry.

CD musta got a new contract done...him chirping in like this...feeling safe.

He didn’t have enough length or girth for Jerry he started thinking about he could find someone bigger and stronger …..

He's just mad because Bobby Hill's GF shat on his desk. Parsons was in that KOTH episode, too.

I will take him on the Bears. Give you 2 1st round picks for him.

Handshake deal is fine when you’re selling a frickin lawnmower or some shite. We’re talking 9 figures here, Jerry isn’t this dumb. You don’t have shite until there is a signature.

This Is Our Year - well maybe until Jerry F#$Ked it up AGAIN

Reminds me of Jerry Maguire...my word is oak.

You were walking through the lobby...with the black fella.

I wonder what his son's think of this mess every season.

Jones is a senile buffoon.

No he fricking didn't. This is some bullshite PR by Jerry trying to paint his players in a bad light to get his way. He does this every time.

Jerra is a true buffoon.

Jerry, you’re 80. Please disappear.

This is pretty funny. Parsons has said that he is not doing any deals without his reperesentation. Jones brought him to hia office to talk about something one time and slipped in contract talks in the middle of the convo (no reps present). Parsons gracefully got up and left the office lol. Jones does this contract tug of war every few years with whomever the best guy is on his squad. They did it with Dak a few years back.

Another case of old people thinking everything is the same as 35+ years ago.