Jay Cutler Is On The Hunt For A Chicken Serial Killer, Posting Updates On Twitter

It’s the guy from the book mobile who wants to share his magical love of reading

I need to know how this story ends!

Instagram

He needs to clean up. A shower would be the ideal start

APB out on white male with goatee, wearing white suit, black string tie, about 80 years old, carrying red striped bucket and 11 herbs and spices. If you see him do not apprehend but report to nearest law enforcement or the FBI.

South Park prepared me for this.

"Savage with loose morals" Well done.

He looks rough for 37

This is what happens when your nfl whore leaves and take all your money and kids.

He’s posting on Instagram, you moron!

Coon

I’m not saying it’s coyotes...but it’s coyotes.

Youre an ex NFL Qb pay for someone to come build you a legit fence.

Fox striking by night

Dude constantly looks like he is just waking up from a 48 hour bender.

He wants to call out the racoons, but is afraid of backlash. So he’s beating around the bush creating this docuseries.

its a snake