Here's What Jennifer Lopez Looks Like Next To Shaq

He doesn’t have Eric Estrada teeth. Kinda yellow/greenish. I sat between him and Stanley Roberts at George’s while they ate 7 cheeseburgers apiece. And didn’t pay a dime.

"I remember J-Lo when she was Hey-Hoe" - Jamie Fox from In Living Color Days

That waiter in the background with the porn stache DGAF

Shaq is actually a regular sized guy IRL. They just use camera tricks, low angles, standing him next to short people, construct undersized sets like LOTR, etc.

If they turnaround I bet her arse is bigger.

She can how give a blowie with the back of her head.

More JLo, less Shaq.

Larry’s been hitting the cough syrup again.

Sweet side boob.

Shaq is a giant if you ever stand next to him. I am pretty big, walked by him at an LSU football game one time and he dwarfed me.

Jesusgod Larry “Shaq is almost Jennifer Lopezs tall” WTF, English much?

Jesus, she doesn't even have to get on her knees to blow him.

Not nearly as short as Shaq usually likes em. Nasty bastard lol

In case you were wondering, the waiters in this picture is Jennifer Lopezs tall.

BREAKING NEWS FROM LARRY LEO: SHAQUILLE O'NEAL IS TALL!

Lot of material in that suit jacket. Bet it weighs 20 lbs

In a related story, Jennifer Lopez was split in half yesterday.

Shaq = Good Guy Lopez = Witch

"In case you were wondering, Shaquille O'Neal is almost Jennifer Lopezs tall..." Larry, you drunk?

And she’s wearing heels!