'Major League' Stars Reunite At Autograph Convention 34 years After Their Hit Movie

Lou Brown: Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball. Don't give me this "ole" bullshite".

Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill

They need to make Major League 3 before Bob Uecker passes away.

(Inb4 “back to the minors” is Major League 3)

Hey in case you haven’t notice and judging from the attendance you haven’t…

This has been on AMC a lot lately. Truly a classic.

Harry Doyle : One hit,that's all we got, one goddamn hit?

Assistant : You can't say goddamn on the air.

Harry Doyle : Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.

You tryin to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?!?!

Look at this fukkin guy. My kind of team Charlie. My kind of team.

one hit...all we got is one damn hit...

You can't say damn on the air

Harry Doyle: So a tough loss for the Indians as Pedro Cerrano doubles off a pigeon and is tagged out while administering CPR before the tying run could score. Funny game ain't it Monty?

Monte: Well at least the bird survived.

Harry Doyle: Who cares? It's a rat with wings.

#Winning

Charlie Sheen's still gotta pulse?

Juuust a bit outside.

“I look like a banker in this”

nah nah nah too high... not to high, too hard, who gives a shite its gone...
lol

"Rick, we'd like you to come to spring training." "Yea, I don't think I can make it."

I only got one thing to say

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