'Major League' Stars Reunite At Autograph Convention 34 years After Their Hit Movie

nah nah nah too high... not to high, too hard, who gives a shite its gone...
lol

"Rick, we'd like you to come to spring training." "Yea, I don't think I can make it."

“I look like a banker in this”

I only got one thing to say

.....

You tryin to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?!?!

Juuust a bit outside.

Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill

Look at this fukkin guy. My kind of team Charlie. My kind of team.

one hit...all we got is one damn hit...

You can't say damn on the air

This has been on AMC a lot lately. Truly a classic.

Lou Brown: Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball. Don't give me this "ole" bullshite".

Harry Doyle: So a tough loss for the Indians as Pedro Cerrano doubles off a pigeon and is tagged out while administering CPR before the tying run could score. Funny game ain't it Monty?

Monte: Well at least the bird survived.

Harry Doyle: Who cares? It's a rat with wings.

Harry Doyle : One hit,that's all we got, one goddamn hit?

Assistant : You can't say goddamn on the air.

Harry Doyle : Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.

They need to make Major League 3 before Bob Uecker passes away.

(Inb4 “back to the minors” is Major League 3)

Hey in case you haven’t notice and judging from the attendance you haven’t…

#Winning

Charlie Sheen's still gotta pulse?