Here's Your Dream Girl Shotgunning A Drink While Surfing Boat's Wake

My new bride target =)

Oh man. Would wife up.

She’s awesome no matter what she’s doing. I just don’t understand Lake people.

OMG that is a pony I could tame...but would I want to?....nah

Now that is a keeper. Well done.

Jesus she werewolf’d The bottom of the can too

This may be the hottest girl you have ever posted, Larry. Well done.

Woah now... LINK

Wait, did she just bite the shotgun hole open with her teeth? And then proceeded to not litter after she had finished? Impressive.

My dream girl is not an alcoholic

Skillz

These stunts are performed by trained professionals, don't try this at home.

Shes one of THOSE instagram chicks i see. Would put on full blast, but no ring.

What grownups do for attention these days

What makes her even hotter is the fact that she didn't litter when she was done with the can.

Wakeboats are a menace on lakes where fishing is popular. Their operators usually DGAF where the wake goes or the damage it might cause to docks, other boats, the shoreline, etc.

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Wake surfing looks like a lot of fun. Gotta try that before I get too old.

my HR dept may have something to say about what just happened at my desk

Damn I like this girl