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Over what period of time does it take you to accumulate two hours of sex?
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Kirstie Alley has spoken frankly about her love life, admitting that she used to demand her former lovers provide her with two hours of sex a day.

The 60-year-old actress, who is currently appearing on Dancing With The Stars, told U.S. TV host Ellen DeGeneres she put her ex-partners through their paces in the bedroom.

And Kirstie, who has been married twice, also joked with Ellen that two hours per day wasn't enough to satisfy her needs.

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King175 months
I watched cheers as a kid in the late 80's ,early 90's. Had a major crush on her. I'd still tear it up out of principle.
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steelreign175 months
Don't tell me ya'll wouldn't have been all over that when she was younger.

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molsusports175 months
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she was pretty when she was young for sure... but she's pretty much gone full brando at this point


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foshizzle175 months
I used to demand two hours of sex a day too but she escaped from the basement somehow.
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gthog61175 months
Sometimes people just need to STFU.
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tss22h8175 months
Back in her "Cheers" days, I would have been happy to oblige. :pimp:
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Ray Ray Rodman175 months
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Kirstie Alley has spoken frankly about her love life, admitting that she used to demand her former lovers provide her with two hours of sex a day.

The 60-year-old actress, who is currently appearing on Dancing With The Stars, told U.S. TV host Ellen DeGeneres she put her ex-partners through their paces in the bedroom.

And Kirstie, who has been married twice, also joked with Ellen that two hours per day wasn't enough to satisfy her needs




Well, she is a big girl... :lol:
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Ash Williams175 months
i could bone twice a day every day of the week and it would still add up to less than 2 hours

ETA: :banghead:
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LSUGradATL175 months
scientologists always lie
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RealityTiger175 months
No thank you.

And by the way, just saying....she seems to be the type of person that exaggerates the shite out of everything so I doubt she gets that much irl.
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The Mick175 months
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No thank you
I realize she's a slob now, but you would not have said No Thank You 20 years ago. (much like a lot of girls we all "used to know" is high school etc. fricking garanimals now.)
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molsusports175 months
Young Kirstie Alley = viagra

Fat Kirstie Alley = the anti viagra

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4LSU2175 months
I remember seeing an article years ago where she stated how cool it was for a woman to receive anal. :cheers:
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RBWilliams8175 months
Lose some fricking weight and you'd be begging for 2 hours of rest.
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Rocket175 months
I still get turned on by her when I watch Cheers reruns
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LSUWoodworker175 months
I takes 1.5 hours just to get her saddle on.
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Sheep175 months
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I takes 1.5 hours just to get her feed bag on.


FTFY.

Also, we need a "strikethrough" button, Cluckster.

MAKE.

IT.

HAPPEN.
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blzr175 months
:hitit: :nana:
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HeadSlash175 months
:hitit: for 3 hours.
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c on z175 months
She doesn't look like she's 60.
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The Mick175 months
There was a time when she was hot, just sayin.....
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The Mick175 months
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TigerPanzer175 months
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There was a time when she was hot,

No shite. 30 years ago it would've been a pleasure satisfying her insatiable craving for orgasms.
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greystreettoker175 months
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There was a time when she was hot, just sayin.....


That time is now.

Marathon sex is rarely enjoyable for either party involved.
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Ryne Sandberg175 months
Kirstie Alley is 60???
WTF?
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drexyl175 months
Cheers Kristie Alley is very different from Fat Actress Kristie Alley FWIW
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Spankum175 months
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Cheers Kristie Alley is very different from Fat Actress Kristie Alley FWIW



yes indeed...she used to be pretty damn hot...
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ipodking175 months
:drool: I love me some Kristie Alley
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I Love Bama175 months
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I love me some Kristie Alley


GTFO
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Chad504boy175 months
Can I put a strap on on and call it sex? :lol:
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LSUzealot175 months
2 hours of sex?? Uh no fricking thanks. How 20 minutes. 10 in the morn, 10 at night.
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G Vice175 months
Wow. That alone should be enough to keep her weight down.
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sbr2175 months
Somehow I imagine her "lovers" pumping her but staring at a clock waiting for the two hours to be up and running out of the room yelling FREEDOM when the time is up
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skygod123175 months
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Wow. That alone should be enough to keep her weight down.
not if she just lays there.
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G Vice175 months
True. But if her man is doing it even a little bit right, she'll be moving enough.

2 hrs is 2 hrs.
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