Mark Zuckerberg Went Beast Mode in His First Jiu-Jitsu Match

Why is he assaulting a migrant?

How much did he pay that middle school kid to let him win?

Paid that random Indian dude from Silicon Valley a cool 20 mill to take a loss

I’d bash that bastard over the head with a shovel.

Sensei Sean Hannity would love a match with Zuckie.

How much did he pay that baw?

Like watching two snakes mating.

that's beast mode? meh

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All these tech CEOs are the exact same. They all love vinyasa, jiu jitsui, hot pots, mushroom tea/coffee, infared saunas, and Burning Man.. oddly anything to seem more ecological and Asian. The ones that aren't quite Zuck yet, would get on their knees with mouths wide open for the next round's equity investors. Not like anyone here would know this kind of person, baws at plant operators.

Opponent isn’t even trying.

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Bullied as a kid, still trying to prove hes tough

Need him to get his blue belt. We are the same weight and age division.

Rigged, what a goob!

Reminds me of John du Pont.

Damn, the Alien talks trash! Did AI pre program him to say that?

well if you're beating up on high school kids sure you're gonna look good

Cash App founder should have taken lessons

If he had a friend he could do a tag team match against the Winkelvosses. I’m guessing the 100mm settlement/admission agreement precludes that.