Mark Zuckerberg Went Beast Mode in His First Jiu-Jitsu Match

Fight Club: Zuckerberg v Finebaum — i'd pay $10k to watch five rounds…

This has to be the gayest sport. 5 minutes of dry humping another man.

Rigged, what a goob!

Bullied as a kid, still trying to prove hes tough

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Imagine being manhandled by that cuck. You should just give up your man card.

Some WWE action or “sparring” , Zucks defense strategy against the arm bar didn’t make sense and the opponent didn’t follow through with the extension once exposed.

Cash App founder should have taken lessons

Reminds me of John du Pont.

Why is he assaulting a migrant?

that's beast mode? meh

Meta Meat Smoker

All these tech CEOs are the exact same. They all love vinyasa, jiu jitsui, hot pots, mushroom tea/coffee, infared saunas, and Burning Man.. oddly anything to seem more ecological and Asian. The ones that aren't quite Zuck yet, would get on their knees with mouths wide open for the next round's equity investors. Not like anyone here would know this kind of person, baws at plant operators.

How much did he pay that middle school kid to let him win?

Damn, the Alien talks trash! Did AI pre program him to say that?

Need him to get his blue belt. We are the same weight and age division.

Paid that random Indian dude from Silicon Valley a cool 20 mill to take a loss

well if you're beating up on high school kids sure you're gonna look good

If he had a friend he could do a tag team match against the Winkelvosses. I’m guessing the 100mm settlement/admission agreement precludes that.

Like watching two snakes mating.