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Olympic Paraguay swimmer Luana Alonso has been bounced from her official athletic digs after being accused of creating an inappropriate environment...

Filed Under: Summer Olympics
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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athenslife10110 months
Supposedly she “wore” something inappropriate
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GoldenGuy10 months
Showing hair is illegal under Islamic law
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nateslu110 months
not guilty
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CanebreakCajun10 months
But France is cool with no-go zones.
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SwampyWaters10 months
A little surprised because over the years it's basically been a sex clinic in the Olympic Village. Maybe she slept with too many people, angering the other athletes.
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ThatTahoeOverThere10 months
6th in the pool but 1st in my pants
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Saunson6910 months
You gotta better chance of winning the 100 meter right now than getting her hahaha
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ThatTahoeOverThere10 months
So you're telling me there's a chance
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Longhorn Actual10 months
Paraguayans? Hell, I'd settle for one Guayan if she looked like that.
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SelaTiger10 months
Word is she said there are only 2 sexes and people freaked out!
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Ponchy Tiger10 months
Has to be more to this story than they are saying publicly. The stories that have filtered out of the Olympic villages through the years are crazy. Horny young athletes who have been pent up for months years training and then suddenly are ready to get their freak on are legendary. So for them to kick her out of the village it has to be bad.
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Saunson6910 months
That sounds more like a fantasy in your head than reality. I mean they have their life dreams and goals to win a medal in front of them that they've trained decades for. Sex is probably not as much on their mind, and even if it is, it usually takes alcohol to have sex with a rando you just meet, and I doubt they are drinking alcohol until after their activities end.
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emanresu10 months
Numerous Olympic athletes have gone on record to say that the Olympic village becomes basically frick town. It's not just a fantasy.
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real turf fan10 months
"accused of distracting other competitors by socializing and wearing skimpy clothing," according to the Daily Mail.
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TigerCoon10 months
Have they watched beach volleyball? That's all arse crack and gooch.
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Twenty 4910 months
If you're not going to win a medal, then take the opportunity to garner publicity and gain followers by doing something to get banned.
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tiggah198110 months
us mens basketball team got of hold of her
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WhoDatNC10 months
Honorary Gold Medalist in my eyes.
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Tigre Lagoon10 months
Ill volunteer my house for her to "lounge".
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cajunmud10 months
I was researching Paraguay a few years ago, thinking of moving down there, after George W. Bush "bought" 100k acres there. So one of the first things I did was research the women. Found an escort site for them...holy shitt! That lil backasswards country's got the babes. Look em up.
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Nosevens10 months
Must have show what a real woman looks like
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Bae went to Disney Land instead of supporting her teammates per sources.
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rudy9910 months
Must have been straight sex ilo tranny fluid sex
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Cosmo10 months
Well having a drag party with your nutsack hanging out during opening ceremony was fine. So what did she do?
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mikedatyger10 months
Didn't know you could actually do anything inappropriate in France.
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