Meet New International Soccer Broadcasting Superstar Miroslava Montemayor

so Taylor Swift with an actual rack

Scarlett Johansson lookalike

Wood plow

What a contrast between her and that tranny she’s working with in that clip. The producers could not have had two people farther on the opposite ends of the spectrum than these two.

I can't understand a word she says

oh my sweet lord she looks like trouble with a capital T

Not everyday you see someone with a Russian first name and a Spanish last name.

Nice rack!

Surgery is doing a lot of the heavy lifting here.

Slavic Latinas. It's not a bad mash-up.

Would squeeze my member on her rack!

She looks like Scarlet Johanson in the tweet and the video. Not really sure about that first Insta pic. Looks almost tranny-like, although I don't think she is one. Probably just a bad angle for the close-up.