Here's What An Alabama Tailgate Wedding Looked Like Today...

oooooh look, one of the wedding guests is wearing a red Speedo in the first pick. Classy!

Not as bad as I thought it would be.

Bama still clearly on LSU's mind

Isn't the groomsman the forklift driver that had Saban sign his dead baby's forehead?

IWHI

Wow

What else can I say ......

Carrie kind of fly. Would hit

Making gump nation proud right there

How do grown men still not know how to buy button down shirts that fit right? Pretty minor considering the guy in the speedos and the bride in cowboy boots, but still adds to the whole Gump tailgate wedding.

That was actually much better than I thought it was going to be. Still pretty redneck. RTR

The bride is in cowboy boots, there is a bullet hole in the old man in the green pants face, there is a groomsman in khaki shorts and a Pom-Pom, and there is a dude standing there in a speedo. One of the classier Bama weddings I have seen.

The couple is surely elated,
They've been up on cloud nine since they dated,
even if bama wins
Their offpring will have fins,
'Cause you know that they're closely related.