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WGSB Christmas Songs

Posted on 11/27/17 at 11:12 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 11:12 pm
The trees are up.


It is time.


I submit these two favorite Christmas songs, like the bitch that I am.



Please submit yours, like the bitches you are.



1961 Chet Atkins Jazz Guitar "jingle bell rock"




The Drifters "Im Dreaming of a White Christmas" Motown style
Posted by UgaDawg34
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 11:14 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

69 eyes



Dude, that sucked. That was like Peter Murphy meets Jello Biafra in the Fields of the Nephilum.


Posted by UgaDawg34
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 11:35 pm to
Hahahahaha
Posted by Faceplant
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 6:02 am to
Posted by BranchDawg
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Posted by Dawgholio
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Posted by TrackDawg
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 6:57 am to
The Alabama Christmas Album
Posted by djrichiep
Warwick, GA
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 8:05 am to
Classic: LINK

Contemporary: LINK
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 8:18 am to
quote:

Porky Pig “Blue Christmas”


Posted by SquatchDawg
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 8:41 am to
Watch this with your kids and get something in your eye.

Christmas Time is Here
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 8:52 am to
Too funny.

Turns out the satan worshipper who condescends to Christians.... actually decorates a Christmas tree and hangs Christmas lights and listens to Christmas music. Which all celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.

Ha, ha. Only in the USA! USA! USA! USA!
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:24 am to
quote:

Too funny.

Turns out the satan worshipper who condescends to Christians.... actually decorates a Christmas tree and hangs Christmas lights and listens to Christmas music. Which all celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.

Ha, ha. Only in the USA! USA! USA! USA!







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Long before Christianity appeared, people in the Northern Hemisphere used evergreen plants to decorate their homes, particularly the doors, to celebrate the Winter Solstice. On December 21 or December 22, the day is the shortest and the night the longest. Traditionally, this time of the year is seen as the return in strength of the sun god who had been weakened during winter – and the evergreen plants served as a reminder that the god would glow again and summer is to be expected.

The solstice was celebrated by the Egyptians who filled their homes with green palm rushes in honor of the god Ra, who had the head of a hawk and wore the sun as a crown. In Northern Europe, the Celts decorated their druid temples with evergreen boughs which signify everlasting life. Further up north, the Vikings thought evergreens were the plants of Balder, the god of light and peace. The ancient Romans marked the Winter Solstice with a feast called Saturnalia thrown in honor of Saturn, the god of agriculture, and, like the Celts, decorated their homes and temples with evergreen boughs.

It’s worth mentioning at this point that Saturnalia was the most important celebration of the Roman life. It was a week-long lawless celebration held between 17 and 25 December in which no one could be prosecuted for injuring or killing people, raping, theft — anything usually against the law really. But although a lot of people blew steam by taking advantage of the lawlessness, Saturnalia could also be a time for kindness. During Saturnalia, many Romans practiced merrymaking, exchange of presents. Sounds familiar?

In the early days of Christianity, the birth of Jesus was set at the last day of Saturnalia by the first Christian Romans in power to approach pagans, even though scholars assert Jesus was born nine months later. It was a clever political ploy, some say, which in time transformed Saturnalia from a frat party marathon into a meek celebration of the birth of Christ.
Posted by dallasga6
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:09 am to
On the phone...

Someone link Robert Earl Keens

"Merry Christmas from the family"
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:11 am to
Gotchu covered:

LINK
Posted by dallasga6
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:14 am to
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

WGSB Christmas Songs

quote:

The Drifters "Im Dreaming of a White Christmas" Motown style


I'mmm..... dreeeaaaaammming.....
of a white.... and secular winter solstice
with every secular solstace card I write
May your days be merry....and briiiiiight
and may all your
secular and progressive commie solstice festivals
beeee whiiiiiiiite
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Too funny.

Turns out the satan worshipper who condescends to Christians.... actually decorates a Christmas tree and hangs Christmas lights and listens to Christmas music. Which all celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.



Maybe one day he'll hear or see something in those things that'll bring him around. Don't discourage non-believers, Jesus wouldn't operate that way.
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

I'mmm..... dreeeaaaaammming.....
of a white.... and secular winter solstice
with every secular solstace card I write
May your days be merry....and briiiiiight
and may all your
secular and progressive commie solstice festivals
beeee whiiiiiiiite





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Christmas isn’t Christian. Let’s stop pretending that it is.

Let’s stop pretending that Christmas is a Christian holiday. It’s not — at least, not in any meaningful way. Not in the way it’s celebrated in the western world. And, more and more, not in the way it’s celebrated in the rest of the globe.

It’s time for atheists, Jews, Muslims, pagans and other non-Christians to get their Santa on. Christmas is a party, but it’s a party that nearly one in five Americans does not feel invited to. That’s, quite frankly, at odds with our long tradition as the world’s melting pot. Christmas is part of the our shared culture. We should all feel free to participate.

Christmas is about as Christian as Halloween. Really. It’s a collection of ancient pagan traditions that were co-opted by the Church and given a thin veneer of Christianity (which it has since mostly lost) so that people could go on enjoying it without attracting the attention of the Inquisition.

There is no Santa in the Bible, and few Christians would recognize the Fourth-Century Greek saint, Nicholas, as the Jolly Old Elf of Christmas lore. The image of Santa on his reindeer-driven sleigh invokes Odin and his Wild Hunt far more than anything in the Christian tradition (and this makes sense, considering that the modern Santa myth originated in northern Europe).

I won’t dwell on the other beloved “Christmas” traditions, as much has been written about them elsewhere. Suffice it to say that if you’re looking for their origins, you won’t learn much in the Bible.

Christ wasn’t born on Dec. 25 in the year 1 A.D. Neither the year nor the date was recorded precisely. A December birth was settled on long after the events of the Gospels, when early Christian monks mused that Christ must have been executed on the anniversary of the Immaculate Conception, and so they worked forward nine months from Good Friday.

Conveniently, a major Roman pagan cult also celebrated a feast on Dec. 25. Also, European pagans held a winter Solstice celebration in late December: As Christianity spread its evangelists found it expedient keep the holiday in place — with many of the accompanying traditions. And so, we wound up with Christmas trees, yule logs, wreaths, stockings over the fireplace, mistletoe, and other pagan holdovers.

It’s true, some Christians make it a point of attending church on Christmas eve, in observance of the Mass of Christ. And a very few eschew all of the conventional Christmas traditions, choosing instead to spend the day in prayer and reflection of Christ’s life and death. A few modern Christmas traditions retain a fair amount of overtly religious symbolism — the star or angel at the top of the tree, the nativity scene in the churchyard, the more sacred of the Christmas carols.

But they’re little more than ornaments to the secular Christmas tradition.
A Christmas tree with a disco ball on top is still recognizably a Christmas tree. Some of the most beloved Christmas songs mention flying reindeer and animated snowmen, but leave Christ out altogether.

You can have (probably have had) a real, authentic American Christmas experience without going to church, without setting up a creche and without so much as uttering the word “Jesus.”

The truth is, pious Christians ought to be embarrassed for the hollow mockery that the celebration of their lord’s birth has become: a wonton orgy of greed and consumerism, a Saturnalia for spoiled children and a gala for gluttons, conducted with nary a thought to the world’s hungry and downtrodden.

The biblical Christ would have wept had he observed this annual paean to Mammon.


Cling to it Jefferson... cling to it and never let it go.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 1:02 pm to
So is this like the Dawgrant Pandora’s Box revived Christmas Edition?

One of my favorite contemporary songs is All I Want for Christmas is You
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