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Was coming back from Augusta early in the morning when it hit me. I'm talking bowel contractions from hell. I had to hold it in for about 7 miles before I got off on my exit. Got off I-20 and pulled into a BP. It was closed. shite.
Well, as most of us know, a shite of this magnitude waits for no one, so I had to do the close legged shuffle to the back of the station, propped up against the wall and began my shite. And wouldn't you know it, just as I had about half a foot of shite coming out of my arse some random truck pulls behind the station and sees me in all of my glory. We make eye contact and all I could do was give a nod. The worst part was waddling back to my car as the stranger was airing up his tire.
The amazing part of this story is the fact that I rode another hour with a shitty a-hole, yet when I got home to assess the damge I somehow managed to avoid getting shite on my boxers.
Was coming back from Augusta early in the morning when it hit me. I'm talking bowel contractions from hell. I had to hold it in for about 7 miles before I got off on my exit. Got off I-20 and pulled into a BP. It was closed. shite.
Well, as most of us know, a shite of this magnitude waits for no one, so I had to do the close legged shuffle to the back of the station, propped up against the wall and began my shite. And wouldn't you know it, just as I had about half a foot of shite coming out of my arse some random truck pulls behind the station and sees me in all of my glory. We make eye contact and all I could do was give a nod. The worst part was waddling back to my car as the stranger was airing up his tire.
The amazing part of this story is the fact that I rode another hour with a shitty a-hole, yet when I got home to assess the damge I somehow managed to avoid getting shite on my boxers.
re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by AllDawg 
on 2/25/14 at 7:41 pm to adammwilson
on 2/25/14 at 7:41 pm to adammwilsonI had a similar experience in the 6th grade visiting my aunts and uncles over the summer. I had to go so I found a hole behind a building and took care of business.
A week later I heard my uncle yelling something to the effect of "holy hell what in the world??"
He was turning the water off to work on some pipes or something seems I found the wrong hole
A week later I heard my uncle yelling something to the effect of "holy hell what in the world??"
He was turning the water off to work on some pipes or something seems I found the wrong hole
re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by HellRaisingDawg on 2/25/14 at 8:34 pm to K9
on 2/25/14 at 8:34 pm to K9Mine involves cocaine, a drug deal, and a rose bush...
re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by K9 on 2/25/14 at 8:42 pm to HellRaisingDawg
on 2/25/14 at 8:42 pm to HellRaisingDawgquote:
Mine involves cocaine, a drug deal, and a rose bush...
go on...
re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by AllDawg on 2/25/14 at 8:47 pm to HellRaisingDawg
on 2/25/14 at 8:47 pm to HellRaisingDawgquote:
re: OT- Strangest Place You've Pooped (Posted on 2/25/14 at 8:34 pm to K9) Mine involves cocaine, a drug deal, and a rose bush... .
Sounds like you're a winner. Do you feel like one?
re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by tylerdurden24 on 2/25/14 at 9:00 pm to AllDawg
on 2/25/14 at 9:00 pm to AllDawgShitting off a balcony is oddly satisfying, I'll say that much.
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re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by K9 on 2/25/14 at 9:02 pm to tylerdurden24
on 2/25/14 at 9:02 pm to tylerdurden24details dammit...this is not a yadda, yadda thread
re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by HellRaisingDawg on 2/25/14 at 9:18 pm to AllDawg
on 2/25/14 at 9:18 pm to AllDawgWhat I feel like is irrelevant. I am win.
re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by AllDawg on 2/25/14 at 9:21 pm to HellRaisingDawg
on 2/25/14 at 9:21 pm to HellRaisingDawgquote:
What I feel like is irrelevant. I am win.
Winning doesn't always make you a winner. I had to ask the question
re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by HellRaisingDawg on 2/25/14 at 9:27 pm to K9
on 2/25/14 at 9:27 pm to K9quote:
go on.
Binged up on an eigth of the good yay, took off with two girls and their stash to hit up an after party with The Hazies, a Tampa band that would crash with me when passing through. Their shite was cut up to frick and back with some lax, and while waiting for them to buy some more of that rotten shit, my stomach kicked up a knot. I couldn't wait. I couldn't go into the house, so I shuffled around back and squatted behind the only thing that I could find: a rose bush. No paper, no nothing. Took off a sock, wiped that ass, tossed the sock, and walked around front. I'm sure the tenent got a kick out of the shitty sock and the steaming pile I left there, beneath his bush. He is probably still telling people about a dog that shits and wipes its arse with socks...
re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by HellRaisingDawg on 2/25/14 at 9:28 pm to AllDawg
on 2/25/14 at 9:28 pm to AllDawgquote:
Winning doesn't always make you a winner.
Except when it does. Question answered.
re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by skipjack_dawg on 2/25/14 at 9:35 pm to Fats
on 2/25/14 at 9:35 pm to FatsI was a boy scout, and in high school I went on an extended backpacking trip in the New Mexico rockies. Many of the campsites had their own outhouses, but many did not. In cases of the latter, there would be a plywood box over a hole in the ground nearby (usually in a secluded area). The top of the box had a hole in it like a toilet seat, which was covered by another piece of plywood attached to the box by a couple door hinges. Very primitive.
Also interesting was the fact that these boxes came in a few varieties. The "Solo" was exactly what it sounds like and what i described above. "Pilot and Bombardier" was a double, with the seats back-to-back. The "Pilot and Copilot" version was also a double, but the seats were side by side facing the same direction.
Anyway, one night we camped on top of a mountain and got up before dawn to get on the trail. There I shat, flying solo in the dark and freezing cold, when the sun started coming up over the mountain across the valley. I was treated to one of the most beautiful views I have ever seen, and I had never felt so connected to nature. It was nothing short of a religious experience.
On a lighter note, another day during the trip one of my buddies and I were going "pilot and copilot" on a box that sort-of overlooked the trail. Lo and behold, a venture crew (co ed) hikes by down the hill beneath us. Of course we had to get there attention, so we yell and wave until they see us. Unfortunately we never ran into them on the trail, but we had them in hysterics.
Also interesting was the fact that these boxes came in a few varieties. The "Solo" was exactly what it sounds like and what i described above. "Pilot and Bombardier" was a double, with the seats back-to-back. The "Pilot and Copilot" version was also a double, but the seats were side by side facing the same direction.
Anyway, one night we camped on top of a mountain and got up before dawn to get on the trail. There I shat, flying solo in the dark and freezing cold, when the sun started coming up over the mountain across the valley. I was treated to one of the most beautiful views I have ever seen, and I had never felt so connected to nature. It was nothing short of a religious experience.
On a lighter note, another day during the trip one of my buddies and I were going "pilot and copilot" on a box that sort-of overlooked the trail. Lo and behold, a venture crew (co ed) hikes by down the hill beneath us. Of course we had to get there attention, so we yell and wave until they see us. Unfortunately we never ran into them on the trail, but we had them in hysterics.
This post was edited on 2/25 at 9:38 pm
re: OT- Strangest Place You've PoopedPosted by K9 on 2/25/14 at 9:36 pm to HellRaisingDawg
on 2/25/14 at 9:36 pm to HellRaisingDawgquote:
He is probably still telling people about a dog that shits and wipes its arse with socks...
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