re: OT- Strangest Place You've Pooped

That's pretty odd to me that someone would consider taking a shite in an outhouse or in the woods as the "strangest place they've pooped"...... Shitting in the woods frequently is fundamental and key in order to have proper perspective, imo.

Anyway, you're just gonna have to take my word on it, but I have taken a dump at the White House before.

Probably not where the Prez craps, but not in the tourist area either. Toilet paper was like silk.......quilted triple-ply with embedded aloe-vera lotions....


Our tax dollars at work.

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Anyway, you're just gonna have to take my word on it, but I have taken a dump at the White House before.

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what were you doing there?

It was panic city. I was about 4 miles from my office in Vinings and traffic was all backed up. I got in the turn lane hoping I could at least make it to one of those mid rise buildings by Dave and Busters to pull around back and run in the woods. But it wouldn't be denied. I just gave up trying to struggle with nature and grabbed my jacket , lifted up and spread it across my seat. Tricky thing was trying not to look obvious to those in cars waiting at the light around me. Kind of hard to look casual though with your legs straight out extended and head and neck scrunched against the ceiling. And then that light changed and I sure couldn't sit down in a pile of crap so I drove about 1/4 like that until I pulled into one of those buildings parking garages, drove all the way to the bottom level and cleaned my mess up. That jacket was thrown behind a concrete wall. I was ashamed and could only think of the worker who might have to pick it up and think WTF! I felt humiliated with myself for having such poor command of my faculty even though I was alone. I was like - who does that?

In the middle of bumfrick Iraq. I used an ammo crate as a toilet while my buddies provided security.

I made it a goal to poop on all 16 floors of my building

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1.shite in a 5 gallon bucket a few weeks ago at work because I couldn't make it to a restroom.

2. Made mud in a public shower at a campground, because the toilets were disgusting.

I used to work as a route manager for the Augusta Chronicle newspaper.

I was throwing a paper route at about 5 am in the ghetto where there were no public restrooms.

The day before I ate an entire grapefruit and I had killer cramps. If I would have gone to the nearest restroom, my route would have been late and there would have been a shitload of complaints. When Managers delivered a route they were not supposed to get any complaints.

There was a wooded area along my route. I went in the woods. The papers got delivered on time.

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I was on a two week long canoe trip in the boundary waters in Minnesota and Canada

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Nice! I paddled the Boundary Waters for about 10 days once. Don't recollect any shits that stand out as memorable, but it sure was beautiful up there .

I remember some long back-breaking portages between lakes with a canoe on my back that weren't too fun.......but it was worth it....

Long story but I took a shite in a bucket in the kitchen one time.

I dropped a massive deuce on the top of Mt. Fuji if it counts