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Posted on 9/30/18 at 9:24 am to Cheese Grits
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It would probably be just a misdemeanor, and upon exposing the seriousness of your quest for the HGMF, the judge would probably rule in your favor.
Perhaps. I was judging the seriousness based on the tools required for the commission thereof. It sounds like a felony.
And I don’t know that we can ever divulge the HGMF to the authorities. It’s like Fight Club.......the first rule of the HGMF is............
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 9:24 am
Posted on 9/30/18 at 9:43 am to S1C EM
It seems I got the first game and lock right (WV) and then promptly fell on my face much like the Gamecock football team
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:35 am to CNB
Ive watched it over and over in slow motion. Here are the Facts:
-Eric crosses plane of goal line at 19:20 mark
-he continues to hold ball as momentum carries him to back of endzone
-he turns to find official to give ball to
-but is greeted by #’s 9 & 7 with helmet slaps, and back pats
-camera switches to befuddled Fromm meeting w/ Kirbs
-camera switches to close-up shot of Pakistani UGA fan for diversity and inclusion points
-the right boob of a hottie bounces up and down hypnotically over the left shoulder of the Pakistan exchange student
-THEN.....
-camera goes back to Nauta who is jogging across endzone
-his helmet turns to the left as he makes eye contact with someone
-then he deliberately tosses the ball directly to this person he made eye contact with
-this toss occurs exactly 11 seconds after breaking the plane of goalline
-then camera goes to shot of weirdo Tennessee fan with a silk skull handkerchief on his head, but that’s irrelevant
Ladies and gentlemen, Who else would he have thrown ball to other than an official?
-Eric crosses plane of goal line at 19:20 mark
-he continues to hold ball as momentum carries him to back of endzone
-he turns to find official to give ball to
-but is greeted by #’s 9 & 7 with helmet slaps, and back pats
-camera switches to befuddled Fromm meeting w/ Kirbs
-camera switches to close-up shot of Pakistani UGA fan for diversity and inclusion points
-the right boob of a hottie bounces up and down hypnotically over the left shoulder of the Pakistan exchange student
-THEN.....
-camera goes back to Nauta who is jogging across endzone
-his helmet turns to the left as he makes eye contact with someone
-then he deliberately tosses the ball directly to this person he made eye contact with
-this toss occurs exactly 11 seconds after breaking the plane of goalline
-then camera goes to shot of weirdo Tennessee fan with a silk skull handkerchief on his head, but that’s irrelevant
Ladies and gentlemen, Who else would he have thrown ball to other than an official?
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:44 am to Jefferson Dawg
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Ladies and gentlemen, Who else would he have thrown ball to other than an official?
Proof? lol JK.
I thought he dropped the ball after the embrace with the two players. Either way, the prudent thing is to drop the prop or find better proof.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:44 am to Jefferson Dawg
Do you have a link to this footage?
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:45 am to retooc
Also how big is this tit?
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:48 am to retooc
If you have it on DVR, press the ‘pause’ button, then click your ‘fast-fwd’ button. This puts it into slow-motion mode.
Do this, and youll see everything i diagramed above plain as day
Do this, and youll see everything i diagramed above plain as day
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:49 am to SquatchDawg
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Do you have a link to this footage?
No. Im studying the comcast DVR evidence.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:51 am to retooc
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Also how big is this tit?
Its humble. Nothing extraordinary. But enough bounce to cause hypnosis..
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:03 am to Jefferson Dawg
Just watched the surreal meeting between Herschel Walker and Nature boy Rick Flair in slow motion too.
Herschel was just going for the casual one arm bro hug, but Nature boy goes in deep and gets two arms around him. And then a Yoko Ono lookalike joins in and hugs them both.
Very strange.
Herschel was just going for the casual one arm bro hug, but Nature boy goes in deep and gets two arms around him. And then a Yoko Ono lookalike joins in and hugs them both.
Very strange.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:16 am to Jefferson Dawg
Jeff,
Obviously you have full veto power on all things HGMF but I think the ambiguity around this prop should toss it out. The question reads "The first UGA player to score TD will deliver ball directly to official". From our conversation last night in the other thread I (and I assume others) would take this to mean: enter the endzone then immediately give ball to official. It's the word 'directly' that is the monkey wrench here. You say above it was 11 seconds before him doing with the ball what he does. But also in the other conversation last night you said "Directly means give ball directly to official.
As in......don’t drop it half an inch after thinking you crossed goal line and let official go find it. Ways to deliver ball directly to official include handing or tossing it to him" It seems like the question would have been better suited just saying he gives the ball to the official period rather than dropping it on the ground.
On one hand, Nauta did [presumably, although probably without video evidence] give the ball to the official. That would give points.
On the other, it took 11 seconds so did he really do that "directly"?
Obviously you have full veto power on all things HGMF but I think the ambiguity around this prop should toss it out. The question reads "The first UGA player to score TD will deliver ball directly to official". From our conversation last night in the other thread I (and I assume others) would take this to mean: enter the endzone then immediately give ball to official. It's the word 'directly' that is the monkey wrench here. You say above it was 11 seconds before him doing with the ball what he does. But also in the other conversation last night you said "Directly means give ball directly to official.
As in......don’t drop it half an inch after thinking you crossed goal line and let official go find it. Ways to deliver ball directly to official include handing or tossing it to him" It seems like the question would have been better suited just saying he gives the ball to the official period rather than dropping it on the ground.
On one hand, Nauta did [presumably, although probably without video evidence] give the ball to the official. That would give points.
On the other, it took 11 seconds so did he really do that "directly"?
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:28 am to WG_Dawg
Ive explained this several times already.
Intent of the prop was to see if Kirby had mandated that players hold on to ball and give it directly to an official after scoring. In light of the rampant ball-dropping dipshittery epidemic at his program.
Directly means they hand or toss it directly to official. Not some sort of timed race to see how fast it can be given to an official.
Examples of not delivering ball directly to an official would be Swifts second TD when hes tackled while breaking plane and leaves ball on the ground. And the official goes and picks it up.
While an example of delivering ball directly to official would be Swifts first TD when he goes in standing up, barks arrogant look-at-me jibberish to the fans, celebrates with his teammates.......and then walks over and hands ball directly to an official.
Pretty basic stuff here.
Intent of the prop was to see if Kirby had mandated that players hold on to ball and give it directly to an official after scoring. In light of the rampant ball-dropping dipshittery epidemic at his program.
Directly means they hand or toss it directly to official. Not some sort of timed race to see how fast it can be given to an official.
Examples of not delivering ball directly to an official would be Swifts second TD when hes tackled while breaking plane and leaves ball on the ground. And the official goes and picks it up.
While an example of delivering ball directly to official would be Swifts first TD when he goes in standing up, barks arrogant look-at-me jibberish to the fans, celebrates with his teammates.......and then walks over and hands ball directly to an official.
Pretty basic stuff here.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:43 am to Jefferson Dawg
Understood. I haven't read through the thread so haven't seen if it was already mentioned.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:21 pm to Jefferson Dawg
I DVR'd it. I'll try to link it, but may be beyond my abilities
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:44 pm to Jefferson Dawg
If he tosses to ref. true gets the points.
Question is. Did he? From the view I saw, it seemed like he drops it on ground after the three-way embrace.
Question is. Did he? From the view I saw, it seemed like he drops it on ground after the three-way embrace.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:14 pm to retooc
If Jefferson is correct in his point, then intent was to see if this was a reflection of previous ball insecurity and the coaches attempt to correct then an extension of such intent would be to judge all TD's as a collective as insufficient proof at this time seems to be readily available.
Since 5 TD's were made (roughly 20% per TD) then...
60% = 3 of 5
80% = 4 of 5
If we know the results of the other 4 then a simple review should confirm statistical correlation with Jeffersons theory. While this may not be a perfect solution it would at least give - with some reasonable error - some indication if the coach (HC or AC) had made this a teaching point. It should also allow points for the HGMF to be awarded with some degree of correlation to intent on determining those points.
Since 5 TD's were made (roughly 20% per TD) then...
60% = 3 of 5
80% = 4 of 5
If we know the results of the other 4 then a simple review should confirm statistical correlation with Jeffersons theory. While this may not be a perfect solution it would at least give - with some reasonable error - some indication if the coach (HC or AC) had made this a teaching point. It should also allow points for the HGMF to be awarded with some degree of correlation to intent on determining those points.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:24 pm to Cheese Grits
While your point is well thought out...I reject it. IDGAF if 99% of the time they give it to the ref.
If Eric did or not is all that matters.
If Eric did or not is all that matters.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:05 pm to retooc
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I reject it. IDGAF
That is your opinion and you are welcome to it.
However, Jefferson runs the games so it is his opinion I am waiting on for clarification. Some gimps are playing for their lives and it would kill them a second time unnecessarily if they had in fact made the correct choice the first time. I am just offering a potential resolution according to the intent of the prop bet in absence of perfect clarity.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:15 pm to Cheese Grits
Well who won the Atlanta gangbang or the state swingers
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