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The quad sucks, it’s too nice. Where’s the prison atmosphere?

Posted on 4/23/18 at 8:26 pm
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 8:26 pm
Just visited for muster (and the Bush procession) and I don’t even recognize the place. The quad isn’t the quad anymore. The grass is all bricked over with classy paving stones, the dorms look livable, and they ripped down all the old live oak trees and replaced them with young post oaks. THERE ARENT EVEN ANY PISSHEAD BLOCKS. There’s no grass to keep the fish off of. WTF.

The whole thing looks gentrified. Those fricking crackers gentrified my quad.

Thank god they disbanded my unit because if I still felt some emotional connection to that place I’d be really upset.
Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1671 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 8:43 pm to
The people that still had emotional connection and deep pockets thought they would clean the place up
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 8:50 pm to
It's been a long, arduous endeavor bringing the corps along but things are headed in the right direction. They went from discovering fire to mastering landscaping in only 15 short years. We're still working on personal hygiene and keeping gay shite in the south side commons where it belongs but we'll get there.

#Northside4lyfe
This post was edited on 4/23/18 at 8:52 pm
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:17 pm to
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the dorms look livable


I have no idea what you're talking about. Our dorms were always first class.



ETA: BTW, your dad was no doubt responsible for a lot of that shite. Just sayin'.
This post was edited on 4/23/18 at 9:19 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:32 pm to
fricking uncivilized animals, the whole lot of you

My dad lived in Davis Gary before it was a girls only dorm and that looks about like the pics I've seen circa 1980.
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:38 pm to
in my 3 1/2 years at A&M i never once walked through the quad
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:53 pm to
I did once to get the sheet music for Noble Men of Kyle from a band member so I could play it on my harmonica.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145059 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:57 pm to
I walked through it every day but that's about all I did
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50202 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:58 pm to
Why would you only be there for 3.5 years?

I probably went thru it a handful of times. I wanted to get the full A&M experience so I hooked up with a chick in the corps. She had nice cans. Can’t aay much else about her.
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:05 pm to
im one of those blindergaten transplants that one lsu flunky likes to make fun of

edit: congrats on the corp sex though. im surprisingly jelly
This post was edited on 4/23/18 at 10:07 pm
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50202 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:07 pm to
So you saved some money. Smart man.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

The grass is all bricked over


dafuq?

quote:

THERE ARENT EVEN ANY PISSHEAD BLOCKS.


daFUQ?!

I haven't stepped on the Quad since the 2011 t.u. march-in.

What in the blue frick
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8528 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

I hooked up with a chick in the corps. She had nice cans. Can’t aay much else about her.

I must say, there was a lot of underrated girls in the corps when I was at A&M. The uniform did one hell of a job at hiding feminine beauty. When they weren't in their uniform, they looked good .
This post was edited on 4/23/18 at 10:22 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

I must say, there was a lot of underrated girls in the corps when I was at A&M. The uniform did one hell of a job at hiding feminine beauty. When they weren't in their uniform, they looked good


The uniform was purposeful camouflage to keep y'all's grubby non-reg hands off our chicas

My class year was 50% chicks and all of 'em were cute as hell. Sorority Sq. 3, mijos

Ya boi surveyed the field, and put a ring on one of 'em
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8528 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:30 pm to
quote:

The uniform was purposeful camouflage to keep y'all's grubby non-reg hands off our chicas

Y'all motherfrickers would make Kate Upton look ugly as frick with your uniforms .

Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:37 pm to
You wouldn't even recognize it. Aside from the layout it doesn't look anything like the prison yard we knew and loved. The dorms are all replaced as well now.

Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:39 pm to
Scared to ask this, but.....is the Starbuck's rumor true?
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:42 pm to
My understanding was that he was the dirtiest guy in his class, that's why they made him grode corporal.

He did mention to me a few times that his class douched one of y'all out. Also the time when he was in the Cav and they kept getting hassled by a corps staff a-hole, so they took a horse head off one that had died and leaned it up against his door. Apparently the FBI was called?
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

The grass is all bricked over with classy paving stones,


My initial thought was, "That's gotta make the Bloody Cross route confusing", but then it occurred to me that those pussies probably never run.

/old man shouting at clouds
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

Scared to ask this, but.....is the Starbuck's rumor true?



Did not see one, but we didn't walk into Duncan or swing over by the commons. Duncan probably has nice orderly lines now, too. You know they weren't going to let the free for all last, it was too much fun.
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