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LSU’s fraudulent defensive rankings

Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:03 pm
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
22538 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:03 pm
Clemson - Putrid
LA Tech - Putrid
Ole Miss - got raped
Aggot - Putrid
McNeese - Putrid
UK - got raped
State - missing Kamario = putrid

Play putrid teams, get that defensive ranking up

Play teams with a pulse, get raped
Posted by trussthetruzz
Member since Sep 2020
10374 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:04 pm to
Melt
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
32560 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:04 pm to
Rent free
Posted by Raz
Member since Oct 2006
8607 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:05 pm to
I mean we barely lost those games, pretty mild case of teh rape if that's what you want to call it.

Defense ranking is inflated tho.
Posted by Fishhead
Elmendorf, TX
Member since Jan 2008
12593 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:05 pm to
Actually it's home vs road games. Good teams don't lose home games.
This post was edited on 10/17/26 at 2:06 pm
Posted by DUKE87
Covington, LA
Member since May 2021
2018 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:06 pm to
Great analysis bro. Do us a favor and drink less cooling fluid.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11754 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:06 pm to
Yeah because Bama has had a tough schedule this year.... You lost to the only real team that you played so far
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
29184 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:07 pm to

Agreed with your post except both of these…

quote:

UK - got raped
quote:

Ole Miss - got raped


Lost by 1TD away
Lost by 1pt in OT away


That said, our defense is overrated. I’d say they’re above average but not nearly as good as our stats without Weeks & Prince
Posted by lsunutinno
Dome Island
Member since Nov 2004
1422 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:07 pm to
They beat themselves!!!
Posted by GrizzlyWintergreen
Member since Jun 2025
3480 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:08 pm to
Should be easy for Bama then.

Wanna bet?
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
12628 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:10 pm to
I smell scared and jealous lol
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
22538 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:15 pm to
Because all you dumb motherfrickers can’t comprehend, I mentioned defensive “rankings”

That means, in nutria terms, your defensive ranking is bolstered by playing dogshit offenses.

The two good offenses you played?

426 yards to Ole Miss
401 yards to UK

Does that help the wittle nutwia understand better?
Posted by DeathByTossDive226
Member since Sep 2026
982 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Does that help the wittle nutwia understand better?

What a frickin weirdo
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15975 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:18 pm to
Why are you melting?
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
79101 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:18 pm to
What a gump melt!
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
20056 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:19 pm to
Weird melt.
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5947 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:20 pm to
You want some cheese with that whine??
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
4196 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

the wittle nutwia


Why do grown men continue to post this kind of shite?
Posted by Pax tecum
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2015
657 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:21 pm to
Yes, by all means, keep dumping on our defense. We're overrated, subpar, below average.

In the off chance the Tigers shut down Russell and the Tide, this would be embarrassing for you.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
79101 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 2:22 pm to
SEC shutout and win by 31 without our 3 best players!
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