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It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Posted on 7/17/20 at 6:10 pm
Posted on 7/17/20 at 6:10 pm
It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Warning, language. But this is great.
Warning, language. But this is great.
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 6:13 pm to jatebe
It’s recruiting and it’s never over until the ink is dry. But Texas fans trying to make it over now.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:14 pm to jatebe
Excellent pull but wtf you bars gonna do if there’s no football for awhile?
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:33 pm to FightinTiga
Oh look it FightinTiga melting down and being a dumbass In an Alabama thread
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:34 pm to FightinTiga
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no football for awhile?
You better hope football shows up to distract Saban and his baws from the recruiting trail
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:55 pm to jatebe
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frick THOSE countS. I won’t wish them harm but I aint gonna cry if they blow out a knee or two. frickING ASSHOLES.
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I’m very comfortable with them never starting, having some guys who didn’t shite all over our recruiting starting over them, picking up Sports Management degrees from Bama (or Tech or some shite if they transfer for playing time), and disappearing into the ether.
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Why Saban isn’t considering retiring this year is beyond me specially with the Rona running rampant. 68 yo with probably some comorbidities ups the risk significantly imo
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There simply aren’t enough different ways for me to express how badly the Brockermeyers can get violently fricked by magically animated chainsaws or slashed with thorns and the open wounds doused in blended up ghost peppers until they have cardiac arrest. And I like to think I’m pretty creative in imagining new ways for people to get fricked. frick them.
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Meh. frick ‘em. And frick their pre-madonna dad. You’ve pissed away three generations of tradition and goodwill at your alma mater. Hope it was worth it ya miserable frick.
Edit: Also, why does it look like they’re wearing blush in their edits? fricking weaksauce.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:43 pm to 5Wide
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frick THOSE countS. I won’t wish them harm but I aint gonna cry if they blow out a knee or two. frickING ASSHOLES.
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I’m very comfortable with them never starting, having some guys who didn’t shite all over our recruiting starting over them, picking up Sports Management degrees from Bama (or Tech or some shite if they transfer for playing time), and disappearing into the ether.
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Why Saban isn’t considering retiring this year is beyond me specially with the Rona running rampant. 68 yo with probably some comorbidities ups the risk significantly imo
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There simply aren’t enough different ways for me to express how badly the Brockermeyers can get violently fricked by magically animated chainsaws or slashed with thorns and the open wounds doused in blended up ghost peppers until they have cardiac arrest. And I like to think I’m pretty creative in imagining new ways for people to get fricked. frick them.
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Meh. frick ‘em. And frick their pre-madonna dad. You’ve pissed away three generations of tradition and goodwill at your alma mater. Hope it was worth it ya miserable frick.
Edit: Also, why does it look like they’re wearing blush in their edits? fricking weaksauce.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 10:54 pm to jatebe
Great gets for Bama, but it's embarrassing to see posters/people act like that because a 17/18 year old didn't choose the team they are fans of. Sorry they wanted to commit to a school that thought would make them happy and be a good fit for them. Texas fans should be ashamed.
And as an LSU fan, my team does this a lot too and it's honestly pretty sad too.
And as an LSU fan, my team does this a lot too and it's honestly pretty sad too.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 11:29 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Bama outbid blah blah. We’ve all known for months this was coming.
Bama: 5* hell yes
Texas: legacy doesn’t mean anything
That’s a hell of a get
Bama: 5* hell yes
Texas: legacy doesn’t mean anything
That’s a hell of a get
Posted on 7/18/20 at 3:58 am to jatebe
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I could give a frick about a Brockermeyer. Especially after the shite they pulled. They already rock the Bama hair. They belong there.
This one made me laugh.
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:23 am to A Menace to Sobriety
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Great gets for Bama, but it's embarrassing to see posters/people act like that because a 17/18 year old didn't choose the team they are fans of.
Their older brother is actually on the Texas team. I wonder how he feels after seeing the how the fans talk about his brothers & Father.
Luke Brockermeyer, Texas LB
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:30 am to jatebe
Hell. They’re talking about him as well. Wanting him cut from the Texas roster.
Posted on 7/18/20 at 11:30 am to jatebe
Holy shite, some people really take the decisions of 17-18 year old kids waaaaay too seriously.
Posted on 7/18/20 at 12:05 pm to Dawgsrule
Wonder if the brother will be on scholarship next year
Posted on 7/18/20 at 1:53 pm to jatebe
Surlyhorns melted SO hard after LSU beat them last year. It was a rare melt. SEC fans tend to melt far more gracefully and or humorously. These dudes just seem angry AF all the time,
Posted on 7/18/20 at 2:29 pm to jatebe
Just proves Texas would be a good fit for the sec. Would easily become rivals with LSU,Bama, Arkansas
Posted on 7/18/20 at 3:36 pm to jatebe
Lol at saying her parents should've influenced them. Herman is just such a dweeb, I can't imagine a self-respecting parent wanting their kids to play for him
This post was edited on 7/18/20 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 7/18/20 at 3:41 pm to jatebe
Damn. LSU fans might get a little upset when Louisiana kids head elsewhere, but we’re nothing like that.
The fact that those are adults posting that is embarrassing.
The fact that those are adults posting that is embarrassing.
Posted on 7/18/20 at 3:47 pm to jatebe
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So they didn’t want to come to Texas because Herman is an a-hole, but they are going to go play for Saban?
Major difference btwn an a-hole who commands and deserves respect and Herman
Posted on 7/18/20 at 5:38 pm to Lsupimp
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SEC fans tend to melt far more gracefully and or humorously
We tend to focus our melts inward and sarcastically.
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