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re: You've got ONE piss balloon - who gets it?

Posted on 2/27/14 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by ErnestTBassmaster
Bird Whistle, Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
2586 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 3:52 pm to
The gif of the Pats is disturbing. Trying to erase that from memory.
Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
11233 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

You've got ONE piss balloon - who gets it?


quote:

roadGator
Posted by NewArmyAg
Texas
Member since Jul 2013
367 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 3:57 pm to
Jen Bielema looks like she could use a jizz jar... Bert probably hasn't been able to get it up in years.
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
21756 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 4:02 pm to
Who the he** only keeps one p*ss balloon?

OP is woefully unprepared.

Trust me, if you need one p*ss balloon, you need about 15.

Do NOT ask me how I know this.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30925 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Grizzly cup on the Florida fans but I'd get more joy dropping it all on Bobby Dodd
Dodd would probably be in my final four, too!
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48556 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 4:26 pm to
Bammers get it and hopefully it hits Layla in the blouse.
Posted by Interweb Cowboy
NW Bama
Member since Dec 2010
3182 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 6:01 pm to
I'll give you mine so you will have 2. Why all the hate?
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78418 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 6:01 pm to
trick question, i always have more piss balloons
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
2403 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 6:01 pm to
how does that fat retard have such a hot wife?

piss balloon? I dont have to pick one, I'm an LSU fan, you're all gonna taste my sweetness. and when you go piss in the portapotty, gonna tip that over too.

BUT if I were forced to pick one target, I think I'd like to piss on AJ Macaroon (lol auto correct) because I find his chest tat so ridiculous that it offends me.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76603 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 6:09 pm to
Just give Scruffy an Ole Miss fan to pelt. Doesn't matter who.
Posted by BZ853
Member since Aug 2013
1857 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 6:15 pm to
Gcockboi even though the rest of the scar guys are cool.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
22435 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

Bert probably hasn't been able to get it up in years.


I'm betting the opposite. Premature ejaculator.
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 6:48 pm to
I'd drop anchor on all of the annoying bandwagoners in Nashville who switch between UT and Bama. There is nothing redeemable about them since the idiocy has run its comedic course.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
2403 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 7:30 pm to
luckily there isnt much of that down here in Louisiana, at least as far as my experience goes . you're LSU or you another LA school (hah), but having to deal with bandwagon fans would piss me off. Like I said, its hard for me to imagine because all my closest friends and family are LSU fans

Im drunk. good night gentlemen
Posted by Whiskey Man
St Somewhere
Member since Nov 2012
910 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 8:04 pm to
Beer Bryant, the epitome of the bamtard fanbase.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63068 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 8:06 pm to
I would douse Fran with a jar full of my freshly deposited seed
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
169291 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 8:10 pm to
a night full of drinking some shiner bock followed up by a hearty breakfast of corn pops and asparagus for lunch, toss that shite at tommy tuberville
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48556 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 8:10 pm to
OT bitches!!
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13264 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 8:30 pm to
A whole host of smug, mirthless bamtards.
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
92703 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 8:33 pm to
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