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Your best stereotypical Texas A&M Max Johnson fake gay headline

Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:27 am
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8077 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:27 am
"Aggies hope to ride Johnson all the way to Atlanta"

...Best I can do. Sure that there are better.
Posted by LARancher1991
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2015
2055 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:29 am to
Aggies and Johnson pound their way to victory
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62476 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:30 am to
“ after winning the national championship, Aggie erects statue of Maximus Johnson in front of Kyle field”
Posted by AlaskaAg
Member since Feb 2022
1527 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:34 am to
Aggies use Maximum Johnson to nail tigers on way to Atlanta
Posted by Cheer
Member since Sep 2021
5290 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:34 am to
Aggie O-Line Wraps Up for Max Protection of Johnson.
Posted by Riggle
Member since Feb 2013
4593 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:43 am to
Johnson unprotected in hard game against Ole Miss
This post was edited on 9/29/23 at 10:44 am
Posted by redfishfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
5358 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:45 am to
"Texas A&M"

Gay enough right there.
Posted by Hmbre97
Round Rock, TX
Member since Jan 2015
1023 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:50 am to
I thought you said stereotypical, not outlandish.

"Aggies' Johnson injured by sack of 250 lb Hog as he comes through gapped A hole due to no protection up front"
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38546 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:53 am to
it wont compare to when Arkansas had the following:

Houston Nutt coach
Robert Johnson jr qb
Casey Dick fr qb


The rant was alive with perv in 2005 with multiple phallic combo references.


I believe a genius ranter suggested that a headline would be
Nutt's curious about replacing older Johnson with a younger Dick.



But I could be wrong.
This post was edited on 9/29/23 at 10:59 am
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35470 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:53 am to
"Max Johnson turning Tight Ends into Wide Outs!
Hullabaloo!!!"
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1740 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 10:59 am to
Johnson’s tight protection wasn’t enough to keep him from lying limp.
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7701 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:02 am to
Bobby Petrino Rides Max Johnson to HOT Start. Will He Fall Off?
This post was edited on 9/29/23 at 11:05 am
Posted by Bobby Jimbo
Member since Jan 2020
886 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:02 am to
Longhorn fans can't help but focus on A&M's Johnson.
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
7619 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:05 am to
God hates Ags? Jimbo forced to pull out Johnson in order to save Pride
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9291 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:09 am to
The aggy Johnson came up too short again and never got any traction to penetrate any of the holes.
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
19462 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Aggies' Johnson injured by sack of 250 lb Hog as he comes through gapped A hole due to no protection up front


worst headline ever
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21807 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:13 am to
"Aggie's Johnson Explodes on Arky Secondary"
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
19462 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:15 am to
"A&M's Johnson injured in tussle with Pig (optimism that Johnson can be back up before the Gamecocks show up to play)"
Posted by EthanHunt007
Member since Aug 2023
1171 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:18 am to
"Max Johnson To Meet Cocks In 2023 SECCG."
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5467 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:36 am to
LSU reamed by Max Johnson
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