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re: You are all corny as hell.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:19 pm to EastTXHorn
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:19 pm to EastTXHorn
You couldn’t thrive in your current environment with those same resources. How in the hell do you waste that to the tune of 3 conference titles in 25 years of the Big 12?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:19 pm to Old Sarge
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You are ranked 6th out of the 10 teams in your conference over the last 12 years
Cringe

Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:20 pm to 3down10
Both have better win records than horn over the last 12 years and they play in a much more difficult football conference.
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You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:21 pm to EastTXHorn
Texas..........
Horns Down.....
Texas...
Texas...you could very well become Arkansas' and South Carolina's bitches!!
WELCOME TO THE SEC, MOO MOO's!!









Horns Down.....



Texas...
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You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.
Texas...you could very well become Arkansas' and South Carolina's bitches!!



WELCOME TO THE SEC, MOO MOO's!!


This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:22 pm to EastTXHorn
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EastTXHorn
Y'all will find out quickly that as much as Bama, LSU, UF, AU, UGA have made this a top-heavy conference, it is the ones just "riding the hype" that make this conference so damn difficult week in and week out.
You are accustomed to just one major game in conference per year (OU) and you've been kidding yourselves into thinking that the rest of the teams in the conference you wrecked measure up in any meaningful way. They don't.
It's fine. You're going to find out what big boy football is soon enough. Texas is softer than baby shite right now, and so are its fans. The only ones who don't seem to realize that are Texas fans.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:24 pm to EastTXHorn
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You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.
I agree. You are 2-4 against some average/bad Arkansas teams since we came over. You have some work to do before you get to our level.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:28 pm to ibldprplgld
Texas hasn’t had a top5 coaching staff in the Big12 the last decade. Huge administrative failure as a result of a revolving door at the Athletic Director position. Believe it or not, it’s not easy preparing for some of those offenses on 5 days notice compared to a month like a bowl preparation. Texas has been a failure at multiple levels since 2011. We have the best AD in the country now. We have a coaching staff that I believe would be top 5 in the SEC, and we have a roster that would also be top 5 in the SEC. Feels like we finally got our shite together.
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:30 pm to EastTXHorn
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We have the best AD in the country now
Based on what evidence?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:32 pm to EastTXHorn
Put your freshman quarterback against an SEC defense and we will see who is corny!
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:35 pm to LRB1967
He’ll probably be a Redshirt Sophomore.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:35 pm to EastTXHorn
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Feels like we finally got our shite together.
Moo Moo's...you better not "feel" like you have your stuff together. You better KNOW you have your stuff together.
Judging by most of this century, you Moo Moo's titties are dangling way too long for safety's sake. Cows are the bread'n'butter of our dinner plates, suh.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:36 pm to EastTXHorn
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Texas hasn’t had a top5 coaching staff in the Big12 the last decade. Huge administrative failure as a result of a revolving door at the Athletic Director position. Believe it or not, it’s not easy preparing for some of those offenses on 5 days notice compared to a month like a bowl preparation. Texas has been a failure at multiple levels since 2011. We have the best AD in the country now. We have a coaching staff that I believe would be top 5 in the SEC, and we have a roster that would also be top 5 in the SEC. Feels like we finally got our shite together.
Then hopefully your asses can cash the checks your mouths have been writing.
I'm thinking that's a no, however. You'll see. You'll see.

Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:37 pm to EastTXHorn
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Texas has the resources to thrive in this environment. Everybody knows we been playing like deep fried pussies for 9 years, but I think we got a solid mix of elite coaching and great players.

This was said by every Aggie too.

Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:40 pm to EastTXHorn
Get ready for your annual trips to Asstin, TX. Keep that place weird. Trying too hard to be CommieFornia. YOU ARE NOT A FIT WITH SEC CULTURE.
SEC...you don't know what you're getting yourself into. Keep trying to dog on A&M. This right here is your future problem child.

SEC...you don't know what you're getting yourself into. Keep trying to dog on A&M. This right here is your future problem child.
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:42 pm to EastTXHorn
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I don’t see a gauntlet in the west. I see two obstacles LSU & OU. If we can win those games more times than not, we’re going to be just fine.
Watching the Texass fans and program get an SEC education is going to be fricking hilarious. Are they moving Alabama and Auburn to the east? And thank goodness you dick hangers didn’t have any problem with Mike Leach, or Kendall Briles coached teams, right?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:45 pm to troyt37
If Portland State can hang with y’all boys, I think Texas will be okay.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:51 pm to EastTXHorn
Pretty much anyone could hang with a Chad Morris coached team lol
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:52 pm to EastTXHorn
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You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina
As bottom feeder as USC is, we have finished the season in the top 10 in the last decade.
half our league if not more has been a top 10 team at some point. in your half wit conference the teams that suck always suck.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:53 pm to gohogs141
Alright well, y’all want to talk about a bunch of poorly coached Texas teams. Fair game.
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