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Posted on 9/10/24 at 4:18 pm to Murph4HOF
"You have livestock as a mascot.
Be careful what you start. We all like steaks."
We are not talking about your love of tube steak moron,
Be careful what you start. We all like steaks."
We are not talking about your love of tube steak moron,
Posted on 9/10/24 at 4:20 pm to Landmass
10/10 wood pet
Posted on 9/10/24 at 4:37 pm to MtVernon
I watched a drunken Bradley Cooper and Zach Galefinakis molest a Tiger, so no prob there. There are hundreds, if not thousands of Gator wrasslin parks throught the SEC, so no issue there. Bevo, Anton Shigur knows how to take care of Bevo. But the Hog? Ol'Tusk lives in Dardanelle, AR, its a small town, you'll have no trouble finding him.
Please make a video of this attempt. Please
Please make a video of this attempt. Please
Posted on 9/10/24 at 4:38 pm to Old Horn
That's a Utex thing, cocksucker.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 4:41 pm to MtVernon
Seems like a much more sporting proposition than Alabama fan Harvey Updike killing Auburn oak trees.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 4:48 pm to MtVernon
I wish to frick a couple stupid longhorns would try kidnapping Mike
Posted on 9/10/24 at 4:49 pm to Houag80
quote:It's pretty weird that aggie posters always resort to talking about gay sex on here...
That's a Utex thing, cocksucker.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 4:52 pm to Archibald
There, there Archie…lol…you doth protest too much wearing your pink pussy hat and waving your dildo. We all remember your massive student demonstrations…your battle cry…………”Cocks not Glocks.”
This post was edited on 9/10/24 at 4:55 pm
Posted on 9/10/24 at 4:53 pm to MtVernon
Sure, Lake Alice in the dark at night should set you straight. 
Posted on 9/10/24 at 4:59 pm to MtVernon
quote:Every day that goes by I'm faced with the ugly realization that two things I thought weren't gay, are totally, terribly gay: rappers, and the state of Texas.
MtVernon
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:01 pm to PJinAtl
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Come try to kidnap one of the eagles and catch a few federal charges.
Several years ago some dumbass thought it would be funny to pour a drink on one. He learned with the quickness you don't do that.
Someone already made your trees come up missing, auNeck. Don't have a backwoods, psychotic fit about a light-hearted post by the original poster.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:03 pm to Smokey Okie
Good luck trying to take a live Wildcat. You'd have to be one stupid mfer...
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:07 pm to Landmass
Ok so some people thought Colonel Reb was racist and the school got rid of it which angered Ole Miss fans?
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:10 pm to Jster15
quote:See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Why do y'all always go out of your way to bring up this random gay shite that has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand?
There, there Archie…lol…you doth protest too much wearing your pink pussy hat and waving your dildo
quote:A one-time peaceful protest from almost a decade ago is a "battle cry"? Do... do you know what "battle cry" means?
We all remember your massive student demonstrations…your battle cry…………”Cocks not Glocks.”
Does this mean "welcome to Draggieland" is a&m's battle cry? I mean... y'all sell it out every year
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:13 pm to MtVernon
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I could see us jacking that damn bulldog
Okay...if you really want to admit that.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:17 pm to MtVernon
Sir Big Spur lives in a tank...
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:21 pm to MtVernon
Please Come steal the tiger.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:24 pm to Archibald
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A one-time peaceful protest from almost a decade ago is a "battle cry"? Do... do you know what "battle cry" means?
One of your fellow Longhornians was just talking about jacking a bulldog off in this very thread.
Stop being weird people and others will stop thinking you are all weird.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:29 pm to Landmass
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HAHA! We beat you to the punch. We abolished all of our mascots.
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