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Write a limerick about your opponent this week
Posted on 10/8/22 at 12:17 am
Posted on 10/8/22 at 12:17 am
There once was a team, Miss State.
Whose cowbells make foes irate.
While Starkville's a hole,
and their coach is a troll,
at least there's a maroon team that's straight.
Whose cowbells make foes irate.
While Starkville's a hole,
and their coach is a troll,
at least there's a maroon team that's straight.
This post was edited on 10/8/22 at 12:20 am
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Posted on 10/8/22 at 12:23 am to weremoose
There once was a team they called Tenner,
And they wanted to dance like Yule Brenner,
But their dreams die tomorrow,
With the Volunteers sorrow,
When the Tigers eat hill folk for dinner.
And they wanted to dance like Yule Brenner,
But their dreams die tomorrow,
With the Volunteers sorrow,
When the Tigers eat hill folk for dinner.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 12:40 am to weremoose
There once was two coeds from Aggyland
and this is a story concerning them.
They reached under the frock
and pulled out the cock
of the priest who was confirming them.
Well this priest, you see, was no fool.
He came from a prestigious parochial school.
So he pulled down their britches and had both of those bitches
with his 10 inch Episcopal tool.
and this is a story concerning them.
They reached under the frock
and pulled out the cock
of the priest who was confirming them.
Well this priest, you see, was no fool.
He came from a prestigious parochial school.
So he pulled down their britches and had both of those bitches
with his 10 inch Episcopal tool.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 12:42 am to fr33manator
LSU was unable to bring in Tom Hermann
A&M said best we could do is Mike Sherman
The Tigers really yearned Jimbo Fisher
He decided he'd rather frick his sister
Tomorrow Heupel writes their Sermon
A&M said best we could do is Mike Sherman
The Tigers really yearned Jimbo Fisher
He decided he'd rather frick his sister
Tomorrow Heupel writes their Sermon
Posted on 10/8/22 at 12:46 am to fr33manator
Every new season rolls in like a fog
The first conference games are always a slog
The coon hound is howling
The tigers all scowling
Why the frick am I smelling corndog?
The first conference games are always a slog
The coon hound is howling
The tigers all scowling
Why the frick am I smelling corndog?
This post was edited on 10/8/22 at 12:48 am
Posted on 10/8/22 at 2:20 am to weremoose
There once was a team from Kentucky
Whose play on the field was once sucky
They’ve improved just a bit
Under stoops they won’t quit
And the wildcat will feast on the clucky
Whose play on the field was once sucky
They’ve improved just a bit
Under stoops they won’t quit
And the wildcat will feast on the clucky
This post was edited on 10/8/22 at 2:22 am
Posted on 10/8/22 at 2:31 am to weremoose
Hickory dickory dock,
We’re playing a few limp cocks.
Rattler was a heisman projection,
Now he’s a has-been rejection,
But have no fear because Beamer Ball is…here?
We’re playing a few limp cocks.
Rattler was a heisman projection,
Now he’s a has-been rejection,
But have no fear because Beamer Ball is…here?
Posted on 10/8/22 at 2:43 am to CatBBN
There once was an LSU chick
Whose voice was low and had a dick
When pressed for her gender
It replied "I'm a Bender"
And "Look at our school colors, it fits!"
Whose voice was low and had a dick
When pressed for her gender
It replied "I'm a Bender"
And "Look at our school colors, it fits!"
This post was edited on 10/8/22 at 2:48 am
Posted on 10/8/22 at 3:14 am to weremoose
Pray for old Vandy,
Pray for the gold and black;
Pray for the team to win,
Pray for it thru thick or thin!
Pray for the gold and black;
Pray for the team to win,
Pray for it thru thick or thin!
Posted on 10/8/22 at 3:21 am to weremoose
There once was a team we called piggies
Their squeal was delightful to hear
Their boss was called Pitt
Their team was just shite
And they ran away , in total fear
Pittman you say, is a good coach
But we just ain't gonna buy it
Sure he won games
But not with much brains
And still we proved they were shite
Their squeal was delightful to hear
Their boss was called Pitt
Their team was just shite
And they ran away , in total fear
Pittman you say, is a good coach
But we just ain't gonna buy it
Sure he won games
But not with much brains
And still we proved they were shite
Posted on 10/8/22 at 5:53 am to weremoose
“Bend over” said the bowl cut to Harsin,
“No longer will loud be you farting,”
His monkey pox case,
Covered even his face,
And finally Harsin is parting.
“No longer will loud be you farting,”
His monkey pox case,
Covered even his face,
And finally Harsin is parting.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 6:43 am to makersmark1
Tonight we play the rich Texas Ags.
Steers and queers, but mostly phags.
A lil Dixieland Delight,
And Rammer Jammer all night,
A woeful tale of riches to rags.
Steers and queers, but mostly phags.
A lil Dixieland Delight,
And Rammer Jammer all night,
A woeful tale of riches to rags.
This post was edited on 10/8/22 at 6:45 am
Posted on 10/8/22 at 6:52 am to weremoose
There once was a coach of the Tigers
Who thought he could win a big prize there
But his fans got real pissed
When his arse got real kicked
And his assistant, he came all inside her
Who thought he could win a big prize there
But his fans got real pissed
When his arse got real kicked
And his assistant, he came all inside her
This post was edited on 10/8/22 at 6:54 am
Posted on 10/8/22 at 6:54 am to weremoose
There once was a school called LSU
Piss on LSU.
The end.
Piss on LSU.
The end.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 7:30 am to weremoose
There once was a man named Tator
Who got arrested for fricking a gator
The judge said die
Tator said bye
And the gator had a football team.
Who got arrested for fricking a gator
The judge said die
Tator said bye
And the gator had a football team.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 7:38 am to SavageOrangeJug
quote:
There once was a school called LSU
Piss on LSU.
The end.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:13 am to weremoose
Aggies thought this was their year.
But, three and three is almost here.
Jimbo has shite the bed.
Now, it's all in their head.
8&4 or worse is certainly near
But, three and three is almost here.
Jimbo has shite the bed.
Now, it's all in their head.
8&4 or worse is certainly near
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