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re: Why is Texas A&M Such a Joke?

Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18942 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:10 pm to
They have to constantly advertise their Degree Mill on a LSU website
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:11 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/12/23 at 1:12 pm
Posted by BigNastyTiger417
Member since Nov 2021
5175 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:13 pm to
Yep. Any University in Chicago, Los Angeles, or College Station.
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
15511 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18942 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:16 pm to
You know EXACTLY why gA&M is an epic joke
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11457 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:19 pm to
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A&M is a really good university in arguably the most talent rich football state. A&M has almost unlimited money & resources. They are a joke because their only football title happened in 1939.


Realistically, this is the entire reason why A&M catches so much hell. All of the other off field rituals are irrelevant fodder for internet trolling. Which is what this site is based on and why it is so prevalent here.

That said, those guys are bunch of figs.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38739 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
18082 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:34 pm to
Your mom and your wife compete for the title of sleaziest skank ho in Jackson.
Congrats.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168976 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 2:11 pm to
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He's clearly an LSU fan. He has an LSU logo next to his name, doesn't he?


What a retard
Posted by Humpy go Lucky
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2019
111 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 2:25 pm to
Well, they whoop and hiss in church.

They call us tu in official A&M correspondence.

They think they’re a blue blood program and get mad if you interfere with their falsely elevated self image.

And they couldn’t get in to Texas, which is why they’re at A&M.

I could go on and on but I have a meeting in a few
Posted by BK785
Member since Feb 2013
3734 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 2:32 pm to
You shouldn't throw stones. I've been to the other Columbia.....Columbia, MO. Meth capitol of the SEC.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28444 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 2:35 pm to
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They are weird AF. Humorless, dour, uber-serious. They get agitated easily. They aren't collegial in the SEC way.


Which Aggies have you been hanging out with? All the Aggies I've interacted with have been incredibly nice, almost too nice in a weird way, but nice nonetheless.

Posted by r2d2
Member since Dec 2006
6902 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 2:41 pm to
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the most talent rich football state. A&M has almost unlimited money & resources


Fake news.
Posted by Bronco Calrissian
Member since Dec 2019
657 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 3:16 pm to
2 percenters reply: College Station isn't a shithole but it is beyond bland. A good point for CS is that it's in the middle of the triangle of Houston, DFW and Austin/SA. Making relatively easy road trips in/out of there.

I think it's all the cultural things that we should've abandoned long ago. Example of calling longhorns tu or tsip is one. I prefer the word bitchass for longhorns.
We also have the habit of proclaiming victory when we win a battle but then we inevitably seem to lose the war. Example: Number 1 recruiting class then going 5-7, losing to App State at home.

It'll be interesting to see if we ever get over the hump in one of the big 3 mens' sports.Time will tell..
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 3:18 pm to
They are just weird in a gay cult kinda way, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9436 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 3:27 pm to
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1939. To give you some perspective, that is the year helmets started being required in college football. These are ancient times for the sport.


The football penalty flag wasn’t invented yet in 1939…… Every aggy I’ve know were good people except for the one who resembled Jethro Bodine. Back in the 80’s aggys used to laugh at themselves. Many had their aggy bumper stickers upside down.
This post was edited on 6/12/23 at 3:54 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
67088 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 3:31 pm to
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I think it's all the cultural things that we should've abandoned long ago. Example of calling longhorns tu or tsip is one. 


The Aggie nicknames for other schools are kind of cringe.

Also, the Texas obsession is pretty ridiculous.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5520 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 3:40 pm to
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Please list reason.


It must have something to do with A&M embarrassing LoSerU on the football field 3 out of the last 5 years.



Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18942 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 3:42 pm to
When Aggy fans are reminded they’re not allowed to have pep rallies anymore….

Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3445 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 3:45 pm to
Why is LSU such a pussified woke university?
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