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Why does Alabama claim national titles that everyone knows are bogus?

Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:44 am
Posted by oracle of joemaha
Member since Oct 2021
349 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:44 am
Alabama is a blue blood program with plenty of real success.
Why do they lower themselves to claiming national titles that everyone knows that they didn't win? (See UCF).

"Yeah we got waxed in our bowl game and didn't finish in the top 10 in the final AP, but the Tuscaloosa Roll Tide muffler shop had us number 1 in their final poll in October. We'll take it !"
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
18119 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:45 am to
I'd say this is a Sad alter but Sad is smarter than this guy.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42598 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:46 am to
You can take away a few and Bama still has more than everyone else, so whatever.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15886 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:47 am to
Bc fu
Posted by JJJimmyJimJames
Southern States
Member since May 2020
18496 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:50 am to
because integrity and decency are as foreign to bama fans as regular bathing

CHEATING AIN'T WINNING
This post was edited on 10/9/21 at 9:51 am
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72202 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:50 am to
Why does Ohio State?
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36080 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:51 am to
Posted by Drizzt
Cimmeria
Member since Aug 2013
12887 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:52 am to
Answer is obvious. The whole state has small penises. Claiming fake titles is the way the overcompensate. Alabama women talk about this all the time when they go to New Orleans to get laid.
This post was edited on 10/9/21 at 9:53 am
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:53 am to
Please be sure to add Georgia to this list seeing as how half of their 2 claimed titles are illegitimate and was awarded to them by, not the AP or UPU, but Houlgate.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:54 am to
quote:

oracle of joemaha


Why does this poster claim an alter everyone knows is bogus?
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:00 am to
What titles are you talking about? Only 1941 is controversial. All the others are Ross Bowl wins, AP/UPI poll wins, or CFB playoff wins.

What is your problem with that?
This post was edited on 10/9/21 at 10:03 am
Posted by JJJimmyJimJames
Southern States
Member since May 2020
18496 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:04 am to
bama fans are the protypical smalldicklittlemanfans
Posted by Notrub14
Boston
Member since Dec 2018
931 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:09 am to
I'm pretty sure Notre Dame claimed 10 at the time Alabama started looking for pre 1960 titles to put in the media guide. So Alabama needed to count to 11 to be number 1.
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
2204 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:11 am to
Outside of 41 all are real.
Alabama should claim 45,66,77.
Posted by tWatsonTiger
Member since Nov 2015
432 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:12 am to
Doesn't really matter. They could claim 542 national titles and still be better than everyone else.
Posted by oracle of joemaha
Member since Oct 2021
349 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:13 am to
quote:

I'm pretty sure Notre Dame claimed 10 at the time Alabama started looking for pre 1960 titles to put in the media guide. So Alabama needed to count to 11 to be number 1.


Kind of like how Spinal Taps amps go to 11
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:18 am to
quote:

oracle of joemaha
You do know that the board owner started a thread about this?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46620 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:18 am to
Because we do what we want, when we want, and there’s not a single fricking thing you can do about it, sweetheart.
Posted by Ghost of Barnwell
central alabama
Member since Dec 2013
1773 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:19 am to
If it smells like a troll……
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30600 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:41 am to
quote:

The whole state has small penises

You'd be a great judge. No telling how many of them you've had in your mouth.
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