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re: Why do people make character jokes about Auburn University
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:04 pm to genro
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:04 pm to genro
thank about it, this 1 guy has 5 out of the last 10 or so national titles.
he's an aloof guy, robotic, does not seem like somebody who would be great at recruiter.
how is he able to get all these 5 stars from out of state to go to a small city in Alabama.
Dabo not going to move from his mansion on a clear water lake near the mountains to go back to a mill town in flat alabama. lol
he's an aloof guy, robotic, does not seem like somebody who would be great at recruiter.
how is he able to get all these 5 stars from out of state to go to a small city in Alabama.
Dabo not going to move from his mansion on a clear water lake near the mountains to go back to a mill town in flat alabama. lol
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:07 pm to Tillman
We're gonna steal your coooooaach
Nanny nanny boo boo
Nanny nanny boo boo
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:09 pm to genro
we hire a new one tho. coaches leave at some point, or retire.
i won't mind if he goes there and then bama goes down the tubes, then Clemson wins a natty the 1st year after he gone.
lol
i won't mind if he goes there and then bama goes down the tubes, then Clemson wins a natty the 1st year after he gone.
lol
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:41 pm to AU24
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Why isn't the character joke stuff about schools like FSU, Baylor, Ole Miss, & Miami
they ain't in the SEC

Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:46 pm to AU24
Probably because they have cheated for so long and gotten away with it, with the exception of Pat "no pants" Dye's early 1990 probation. But then again, it could be because all other SEC schools envy Auburn's incredible Swine Research Center. Or it could not.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:11 pm to AU24
Bama makes the entire state look like cheaters. You can't be associated with Bama in anyway and look clean.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:57 pm to BCBAMA
Is that you, Harvey? I'd love to know what kind of degree you got from Alabama. You sound like you might be a UA Law grad.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:07 pm to AU24
It's not that Auburn is especially dirty compared to other programs. It's the fact that so many Auburn people drink the Kool Ade when it comes to the idea that the Auburn athletic department and school are above any shenanigans or institutional cheating because you guys recite and live by some pseudo religious creed. Your assertion that Auburn hasn't been on probation is a perfect example. You can't even fess up to major NCAA violations that derailed one of the only 2 decent runs in your basketball program's history. The best basketball team in your history was busted for major violations in the early 2000s and lost schollies but you brush over it like it's nothing and stick to the predictable clean for 20+ years theme. :/
Does that help answer your question?
Does that help answer your question?
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:15 pm to TigerBait1971
LSU has been called for a ton of chop blocks lately, you twat.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:18 pm to Govt Tide
quote:I hate this. Not that you typed it or stated so, but because this is true. Auburn is just as dirty as the rest of them. However, I don't really view that as a bad thing. I think some of these athletes deserve compensation in a manner that'll help them out without the University (or whoever is associated) getting really irrational with improper benefits.
It's the fact that so many Auburn people drink the Kool Ade when it comes to the idea that the Auburn athletic department and school are above any shenanigans or institutional cheating because you guys recite and live by some pseudo religious creed.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:18 pm to Govt Tide
And Bama fans don't act like they're above Auburn with the constant finger pointing and jokes like Bama isn't neck and neck with Auburn for all-time probations?
Irony thy name is Govt Tide
Irony thy name is Govt Tide
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:39 pm to BowlJackson
Fair enough but you could say the EXACT SAME THING when comparing Auburn and Alabama academically. Alabama fans are notorious for bringing up Auburn's SEC leading number of probation whike the fact that Alabama has nearly caught up in that department in the last 20+ years alone. Likewise, Auburn fans like to act (whether seriously or not) like Auburn is the Harvard of the South while Alabama is little more than a below average trade school with a degree not worth the paper it's written on. So...in other words, it goes both ways...lol
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:46 pm to Govt Tide
It'd be a pretty boring rivalry if there wasn't plenty of shite talking back and forth 

Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:48 pm to TTsTowel
You, like many of my Auburn friends get it and it's refreshing to hear an Auburn fan acknowledge the obvious. My only point is that Auburn is no different than most big time programs when it comes to "playing the game" and you guys do it as well and as intelligently as anyone.
Totally agree that they should be paid. It could be done and highly regulated AND successful if Title IX wasn't such an issue. Not to mention all the other male student athletes from the other revenue (and even non revenue) sports wanting to be compensated as well.
Totally agree that they should be paid. It could be done and highly regulated AND successful if Title IX wasn't such an issue. Not to mention all the other male student athletes from the other revenue (and even non revenue) sports wanting to be compensated as well.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:54 pm to BowlJackson
True. Just pointing out probably the two funniest and most uninformed arguments each fanbase persists in ragging on one another about...lol
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:03 am to TTsTowel
TTsTowel is exactly right. All high dollar programs are "dirty". It's an arms race. Anyone who believes otherwise is delusional.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 5:45 am to AU24
Why do Auburn fans smell like Tater Tots?

Posted on 5/27/16 at 7:29 am to ctiger69
Because we are delicious?
Really though. Wtf. Never heard of us smelling like tots. I think you just want another fan base to smell like the corn dogs
Really though. Wtf. Never heard of us smelling like tots. I think you just want another fan base to smell like the corn dogs

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