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Who would win this fight to the death?

Posted on 5/1/19 at 7:56 pm
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 7:56 pm
Offseason Thread starts now

Florida's last three coaches:








Or Tennessee's?






I'VE GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS


I'm going with UF here just because of Muschamp.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 7:57 pm to
Muschamp or sharkfricker.
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 8:02 pm to

Muschamp would kill all 3 vol coaches
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 8:12 pm to
mUSChamp would kill everybody ... wives, kids, family pets, the goldfish.

He’s not playing with a full deck. We try hard not to trigger him or make him angry.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 8:14 pm to
Hard to say.

Florida coaches would have Florida man powers and bath salts as special abilities while the Tenner guys would have Hillbilly and moonshine powers. Florida probably in a higher weight class tho. I’m going with Florida.
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

mUSChamp would kill everybody ... wives, kids, family pets, the goldfish.

Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 8:19 pm to
Trick question.

The shark would win.

Hint: McElwain didn’t kill the shark, just humped it after someone else killed it.
Posted by xenythx
Member since Dec 2007
32417 posts
Posted on 5/1/19 at 8:20 pm to
What about if you add Kirby Smart and Mark Richt? Trick question - they’re the same person.
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21521 posts
Posted on 5/1/19 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

Muschamp would kill all 3 vol coaches
And the 2 other UF coaches, just for shits and giggles
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 8:24 pm to
Depends. Did Jim Mc kill the shark before he fricked it?
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 8:25 pm to
I’d take Muschamp vs the other 5
Posted by Icoachfb
Greenville SC
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 8:45 pm to
Muschamp in 1 minuet of Round 1
Posted by aujerm
North ATL burbs
Member since Oct 2016
964 posts
Posted on 5/1/19 at 8:49 pm to
This guy.

Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 9:01 pm to
I’m going with UT due to the Butch Factor. Regardless of the outcome they will be life champions.
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 5/1/19 at 9:04 pm to
Butch has that special needs kid strength
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/1/19 at 9:05 pm to
Retard strength. It’s ok, you can say that here, this is our safe space.
Posted by Fats
Member since Nov 2012
3316 posts
Posted on 5/1/19 at 9:05 pm to
Muschamp is a lunatic so probably going with the UF squad.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46415 posts
Posted on 5/1/19 at 9:21 pm to
I’m not so sure Carolina even interviewed Muschamp for the HC vacancy. He just moved in one day and everyone has been too afraid to ask him to leave. 7 years are gonna go by and he’s gonna declare squatters rights and that’s how Willy B turns into Willy M
This post was edited on 5/1/19 at 9:23 pm
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 5/1/19 at 9:35 pm to
Mullen has Hevesy to fight all his fights for him.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33856 posts
Posted on 5/1/19 at 9:57 pm to
Listening to never, never gonna give you up by cake and Mullen has some fricking moves.
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