re: Who would win this fight to the death?

Rumor has it that Muschamp eats babies and punches puppies in his spare time for fun. Dont frick with that man.

But also dont mess with anyone who practices beastiality... its a tough call but Im leaning Muschamp

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I’m not so sure Carolina even interviewed Muschamp for the HC vacancy. He just moved in one day and everyone has been too afraid to ask him to leave. 7 years are gonna go by and he’s gonna declare squatters rights and that’s how Willy B turns into Willy M

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I deem this to be entirely plausible.

Muschamp tilts it in our favor. Mac can scare them by trying to bite them. Mullen can run around and tire them out.

Main Event heavyweight match:
Muschamp vs Pruitt could be an interesting matchup. Both have anger issues and a lot of "frick you that's why" in them, but muschamp wins.

Undercard second fight:
Butch beats shark fricker to death, brick by brick; then he stuffs him in a turnover garbage can and hoists the mediocre weight championship of life belt.

Undercard first fight:
In this super flyweight, slapfest, I give Dooley the edge. He has a serial killer look about him as it is. But, gets the advantage early as he distracts him while donning his bright, orange pants and scuffing Mullen's sneakers.

UT 2 : UF 1

Better question, which UG coach since their last National Championship would win a fight to the death? Thats 39 years of fighting Head Butt sniffers to work it out. i put my money on Ray Goff, by far their best coach since Vince Dooley.

1980 - still laughing