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Who lurves that little midget man? Be truthful.
Posted on 9/23/19 at 6:21 am
Posted on 9/23/19 at 6:21 am
As much as all of you from various fan-bases bitch and moan and whine and cry about Saban, most of you secretly admire him.
You don't really care if he and his teams maul your teams because, hey, there has to be a daddy, a boss, a man that runs the show.
It makes you feel comfortable to have him at Alabama. He has beaten all of you into such a state of submission that you actually now support him even if you don't realize it.
You want Saban and Alabama to be the best. You want Saban and Alabama to break records. You want Saban and Alabama to do well and succeed because it brings you a sense of comfort.
It's just how things are supposed to be now. It really does make you happy to see Alabama win, to dominate year after year, to crush the will of opponents.
This is how it has always been in regards to Alabama and the SEC and Saban is merely the latest in a long line of daddies to lay down the law and set the tempo.
Now, when I snap my fingers, you will all awake. When I mention Saban, all will bow and supplicate themselves in any thread that his name is mentioned in. You will show respect to this little guy and never allow him to be ridiculed by those that don't have the credentials to ridicule him or Alabama, which is everyone.
You don't really care if he and his teams maul your teams because, hey, there has to be a daddy, a boss, a man that runs the show.
It makes you feel comfortable to have him at Alabama. He has beaten all of you into such a state of submission that you actually now support him even if you don't realize it.
You want Saban and Alabama to be the best. You want Saban and Alabama to break records. You want Saban and Alabama to do well and succeed because it brings you a sense of comfort.
It's just how things are supposed to be now. It really does make you happy to see Alabama win, to dominate year after year, to crush the will of opponents.
This is how it has always been in regards to Alabama and the SEC and Saban is merely the latest in a long line of daddies to lay down the law and set the tempo.
Now, when I snap my fingers, you will all awake. When I mention Saban, all will bow and supplicate themselves in any thread that his name is mentioned in. You will show respect to this little guy and never allow him to be ridiculed by those that don't have the credentials to ridicule him or Alabama, which is everyone.
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Posted on 9/23/19 at 6:22 am to Stunna Tide
Meth + mountain dew = this post
Posted on 9/23/19 at 6:24 am to Tau Neutrino
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Meth + mountain dew = this post
You are boring. You have no style. People like you bring no joy to the board, only bitterness.
Posted on 9/23/19 at 6:26 am to Stunna Tide
Bro, I'm just eating my cheerios before work and wondering what in the frack I just read
Posted on 9/23/19 at 6:28 am to Stunna Tide
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You want Saban and Alabama to break records.
This post was edited on 9/23/19 at 6:36 am
Posted on 9/23/19 at 6:30 am to Tau Neutrino
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Bro, I'm just eating my cheerios before work and wondering what in the frack I just read
As you head out the door to work, print out this little photo of Saban and fold it and put it next to your heart.
It will bring you comfort during the day and help you feel secure and safe.
Saban cares for all SEC fans, not just Alabama fans. He is the leader of all of you.
This post was edited on 9/23/19 at 6:33 am
Posted on 9/23/19 at 6:32 am to Stunna Tide
This is cringey.
Posted on 9/23/19 at 6:34 am to Stunna Tide
Take that little post and print it on a shirt and realize Saban's staff is the only current one in the sec to have been busted for paying players.
Posted on 9/23/19 at 6:37 am to Stunna Tide
Posted on 9/23/19 at 6:39 am to Stunna Tide
Thanks for that. Now I'm ready for my morning shite.
Posted on 9/23/19 at 7:23 am to Stunna Tide
Napoleon complex with additional stigma of being unable to deliver the goods in the game of life. But, yeah he is ok in my mind
Posted on 9/23/19 at 7:43 am to Stunna Tide
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Saban is merely the latest in a long line of daddies to lay down the law and set the tempo.
Considering that Saban has been beaten into such a state of submission that he has thrown player safety to the wind and sped up his offense, you need to look across the state to find the daddy setting the tempo
Posted on 9/23/19 at 7:46 am to Jeff Boomhauer
Was hoping at the very least, you had some kind of new admirable thing that Saban had done and I then read this weird, gay, fricked up shite. I'm sure there are tons of places on the interwebs where you can write out your gay, b&d fake fantasies about Saban. Why do that shite here? 
Posted on 9/23/19 at 7:59 am to Stunna Tide
OP is front and center.
Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:32 am to Stunna Tide
He is like a whore wife who cheated on her husband
Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:46 am to Tiger on the Rag
The scary thing about this post is the amount of time the OP had to have put into it AND thinks it's funny. Meth heads have truly messed up minds.
Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:47 am to Stunna Tide
I will love it when he retires and expands his Mercedes dealership from sea to sea.
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:07 am to Stunna Tide
Now, if I were a 7th grader, I'd likely have rebutted with an equally intelligent rant. You know, like "Oh yeah, well you're a poop head"
But speaking as an adult, I'd say that while your grammar and spelling is good, the theme is neither funny nor novel.
But try again sometime...like in 2028.
But speaking as an adult, I'd say that while your grammar and spelling is good, the theme is neither funny nor novel.
But try again sometime...like in 2028.
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:12 am to Stunna Tide
I've met him. He's definitely not a people person.
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:14 am to Stunna Tide
I respect him. I don’t hate him.
I hate that a perfect storm resulted in his landing at Bama, and even according to him, his biggest professional regret was leaving LSU for Miami.
Even so, I’m satisfied with the direction we appear to be going, about 10 years late...but better than never.
I hate that a perfect storm resulted in his landing at Bama, and even according to him, his biggest professional regret was leaving LSU for Miami.
Even so, I’m satisfied with the direction we appear to be going, about 10 years late...but better than never.
This post was edited on 9/23/19 at 9:16 am
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