
Jeff Boomhauer
| Favorite team: | Auburn |
| Location: | Arlen, TX |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Fast cars, women, tiger-print bikini underwear |
| Occupation: | Texas Ranger |
| Number of Posts: | 3610 |
| Registered on: | 6/21/2016 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: Interesting take from Murrill
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 9/8/26 at 8:28 pm to bluestem75
You’re probably right, none of the people running the SEC, who all happen to be lawyers, considered that some players might try to sue….
re: Booting LSU would bring about legal Armageddon.
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 9/8/26 at 7:21 pm to Slippy
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I say this not as an LSU homer but as a lawyer who sees the myriad ways LSU and the SEC can tie themselves up in court for years, costing millions of dollars and triggering Congress to kill the goose laying the golden eggs.
Something tells me that all of the lawyers running the SEC know the legality of their actions and see a way forward or they wouldn’t be doing this…all due respect to your legal mind
re: SEC office will not take calls from Louisiana
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 9/8/26 at 2:47 pm to WickedTiger
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Register your disapproval of the way the SEC is acting!
I’m just guessing here, but don’t you think they know that LSU fans don’t support this? Do you think that them hearing your opinion comes as a surprise to them?
re: A friend told me he only saw around 50,000 fans at the Auburn - Baylor game
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 9/7/26 at 4:17 pm to AUWDE
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Never seen a fanbase just no show a game like that.
You mustn’t have gone to the NC game in 2010/2011 to witness Oregon’s pitiful showing. That was the most one-sided neutral site game I’ve ever attended
re: What is your favorite tree?
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 8/27/26 at 5:45 pm to crap4brain
That would be the cannabis tree
re: Abortion/child support double standard
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 8/1/26 at 8:10 pm to UFFan
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What if I stick it in a pretty chick, but I still don’t want to have kids with her despite how pretty she is?
PIIHB
re: Democrats calling for women to get PTO for their period
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 5/31/26 at 1:22 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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It’s like they want to give businesses a reason to not hire women.
That’s exactly what they want. Just like with racism, the demand for female victimhood far outreaches the supply
re: Members of Congress no longer get fast-tracked TSA service
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 3/20/26 at 10:43 am to imjustafatkid
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Pass a bill stating they can't directly invest in the stock market and can only be invested through blind trusts they can not directly control.
Then they’ll just have their spouse or a family member invest for them
re: DoJ Investigator Confirms Epstein was CIA
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 1/14/26 at 2:05 pm to AlterEd
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The CIA has got to go.
JFK tried that and we know how that turned out
re: To Help Fight War Against ICE, Minneapolis Public Schools OK Virtual Learning For A Month
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 1/8/26 at 11:55 pm to LuckyTiger
If I were working for ICE I would simply take note of which students suddenly stop showing up in person, then start investigating their parents
re: Mamdani will be taking Trump out to the “Woodshed” tomorrow, telling Trump
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 11/21/25 at 11:15 am to GatorOnAnIsland
What are the odds that Trump just deports him straight from the White House?
re: Rep. Cory Mills hired prostitutes during 2021 Afghan rescue, Byron Donalds maybe involved
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 11/20/25 at 9:34 pm to AlterEd
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I mean, I've never paid for sex myself,
You’ve never been on a date?
re: I was wondering why my planet fitness was unusually empty today
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 11/19/25 at 3:20 pm to holdmuh keystonelite
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They were talking about being wise and not going out even If you are a citizen but look foreign.
Well shite. I look Irish/English. Maybe I should hunker down
re: What Type of Fatigue Is This?
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 10/5/25 at 8:07 pm to HeadSlash
I was so disappointed that the officers were blocking the view of her trying to get her huge arse into the back of vehicle. I have no idea how she fit in there
edit: I just didn't watch long enough to see the whale in black getting arrested. :lol:
edit: I just didn't watch long enough to see the whale in black getting arrested. :lol:
re: High school football player fractures rival's spine in senseless attack
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 9/21/25 at 8:07 pm to ReauxlTide222
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It’s bad.
But idk if it’s as bad as people are making it out to be.
There is no sign that the fat kid was trying to cause unreasonable damage.
Not saying the intent wasn’t as bad as people think, but we have literally no proof. A fat af kid pancakes a kid in football.
Intent? Why should that matter?
Do drunk drivers intend to wreck and injure/kill innocents? If 2 men get into a fight where one falls, cracks his head open, then later dies from his injury, the other man didn’t intend to kill him but it’s still manslaughter
re: America Loves Cocaine Again
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 9/19/25 at 5:16 pm to Shexter
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Cocaine is a close high to Adderall.

re: Chicago mayor signs executive order in response to possible deployment of National Guard
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 8/30/25 at 10:00 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Some of the policies include: law enforcement cannot conceal their identities while performing their duties
How in the hell do they perform any undercover organized crime or drug investigations?
re: DOJ Asks Federal Court to Unseal Grand Jury Transcripts Associated with Epstein Cases
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 7/18/25 at 9:07 pm to Jjdoc
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No it isn't. He waited until the dems started in. Now, they can not complain.
How does Dems calling for the release help Republicans? What do you mean by “ Now, they can not complain.”? They will just claim that any information that makes them look bad is a hoax created by Trump, and considering that Trump has already accused them of doing the same thing, the public won’t know what to believe
re: What would be the implied source of Trumps letter
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 7/18/25 at 11:11 am to ThuperThumpin
My guess is Comey’s daughter
re: It’s amusing to see people bothered by the word Panican
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 7/17/25 at 11:06 am to hawgfaninc
I don’t even know what the term “panican” is supposed to mean.
What would bother me tremendously is to be called a protector of kiddie phuckers. Make of that what you will
What would bother me tremendously is to be called a protector of kiddie phuckers. Make of that what you will
re: Bondi, Cash, Bongino - how incompetent can you be!??
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer on 7/15/25 at 9:53 pm to lake chuck fan
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I dont think any of this is incompetence.
Any person with a partially functional brain would summarize that any evidence has been deleted or shredded.
Why does anyone think the criminals responsible for these crimes would've left behind evidence that could have been destroyed before Trumps folks were confirmed????
Y'all forget the reports of paper shredding????
Wake up people.
Then why not say that? If Trump had stated exactly what happened and named the people involved (not just their bosses), which office(s) they were working out of, and had them arrested, then he wouldn’t be dealing with this problem.
Maybe I missed it, but I haven’t seen any news about any FBI/DOJ people being fired nor arrested
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