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Posted on 1/10/13 at 7:34 am to DanMullins4Life
Saban would get knocked out in the first round and the REC would still call it for him in a unanimous decision.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 7:39 am to DanMullins4Life
Spurrier says, "Come at me, Bro."
Posted on 1/10/13 at 7:50 am to DanMullins4Life
Miles would dominate - there's no clock in cagefighting, right?
Posted on 1/10/13 at 7:53 am to PrivatePublic
Muschamp, and it wouldn't be pretty....
Posted on 1/10/13 at 8:03 am to DanMullins4Life
Sumlin 
Posted on 1/10/13 at 8:05 am to DanMullins4Life
Why you stealin' my threads bro? 
It'd be between Muschamp, Miles and Sumlin.
People don't realize Les is a big sonebitch. Played on the OL.
It'd be between Muschamp, Miles and Sumlin.
People don't realize Les is a big sonebitch. Played on the OL.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 9:00 am to cas4t
Les would dress like this in the cage.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 9:16 am to Gladius Veritas
quote:This
Bielema would beat the shite out of any other coach easily
Posted on 1/10/13 at 9:30 am to Rza32
Les would dominate and then inexplicably do something stupid and lose the fight to a lesser adversary.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 9:37 am to DanMullins4Life
My money is on the black guy.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 9:38 am to Florida225
Several of the guys on our staff including BB were Dlinemen... picking against arkansas in this would be foolish.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 9:40 am to DanMullins4Life
Sumlin...because he's young and black.
I'm kidding.
Black people are bad fighters.
Only kind of kidding now.
I vote Beliema, Stoops, or Miles. Boom would have a heart attack.
I'm kidding.
Black people are bad fighters.
Only kind of kidding now.
I vote Beliema, Stoops, or Miles. Boom would have a heart attack.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 9:43 am to TheCaterpillar
sumlin or bielema.
i understand choosing muschamp because he's kinda crazy but he's too emotional- i could see him fighting or crying either one.
i understand choosing muschamp because he's kinda crazy but he's too emotional- i could see him fighting or crying either one.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 9:55 am to piggilicious
Not even close...Boom would look at another coach with his glare and they'd pass out.
Mrs Malzahn would fight for hubby...a bite from those fangs would cause rabies....and a scratch from her nails would result in distemper.
Mrs Malzahn would fight for hubby...a bite from those fangs would cause rabies....and a scratch from her nails would result in distemper.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 9:56 am to KCM0Tiger
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Nick Saban by using the Force.
Probably bielema though
This. One Caveat- Spurrier has Heisman genes. Look at that hair.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 10:01 am to Hardy_Har
We fired Coach O for this very reason.. Not because he went 0-8 in conference, but after 3 years of losing we knew an assault on another SEC coach was imminent
Posted on 1/10/13 at 10:13 am to DanMullins4Life
I have it down to Muschamp, Miles, and Sumlin. Tough pick from there.
Miles would be pretty unpredictable, so if he has a good day, he would probably win it running away. But if he woke up on the wrong side of the bed, he wouldn't stand a chance.
Muschamp and Sumlin both have the crazy eyes, but Sumlin has more control over his emotions. Boom would just lose it and start swinging at everything until he collapsed while Sumlin patiently danced around him waiting to unleash his own brand of crazy at the right time.
So really, it'd probably come down to Sumlin and Les, and I won't pick from there.
Honorable mention: Spurrier. He could definitely hold up in a fight, but I'm sure the second someone got a "cheap shot" on him he would stop fighting and whine about it and then get knocked out.
Also, wow, I just saw that you included strength/conditioning coaches. In this case, Sumlin wins easy. Larry Jackson would win this fight by himself, but together? Too easy.
Miles would be pretty unpredictable, so if he has a good day, he would probably win it running away. But if he woke up on the wrong side of the bed, he wouldn't stand a chance.
Muschamp and Sumlin both have the crazy eyes, but Sumlin has more control over his emotions. Boom would just lose it and start swinging at everything until he collapsed while Sumlin patiently danced around him waiting to unleash his own brand of crazy at the right time.
So really, it'd probably come down to Sumlin and Les, and I won't pick from there.
Honorable mention: Spurrier. He could definitely hold up in a fight, but I'm sure the second someone got a "cheap shot" on him he would stop fighting and whine about it and then get knocked out.
Also, wow, I just saw that you included strength/conditioning coaches. In this case, Sumlin wins easy. Larry Jackson would win this fight by himself, but together? Too easy.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 10:21 am to starkag
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So really, it'd probably come down to Sumlin and Les
Tiebreaker goes to who whipped whose arse on the field ?
Les it is
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