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re: Which SEC football team head coach could beat up all the other coaches?
Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:01 pm to FrozenFollower"14"
Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:01 pm to FrozenFollower"14"
Please.
Boom would scare 12 of the 13 other coaches into heart attacks before the bell rang. I like his attitude. But then he faces Snake Eyes Kevin Damn Sumlin in the final, and it's all over rather quickly.
Boom would scare 12 of the 13 other coaches into heart attacks before the bell rang. I like his attitude. But then he faces Snake Eyes Kevin Damn Sumlin in the final, and it's all over rather quickly.
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Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:02 pm to KCM0Tiger
Richt would unleash Evil Richt, murder everyone, and steal McCarron's girl
Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:02 pm to KCM0Tiger
Double post
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Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:07 pm to dawgfan24348
I see Richt going Christian Crazy... and then losing in the finals.
No seriously though... I'd put money on Sumlin. Dude has that look in his eye like he'd do some crazy things...
Muschamp dies of a coronary getting too amped for the fight before it starts. Bielema has bitch tits... cries when he gets popped in the face. Spurrier surprises some unsuspecting frickers but can't go the distance. Not sure I'd put anyone else above middle of the pack.
No seriously though... I'd put money on Sumlin. Dude has that look in his eye like he'd do some crazy things...
Muschamp dies of a coronary getting too amped for the fight before it starts. Bielema has bitch tits... cries when he gets popped in the face. Spurrier surprises some unsuspecting frickers but can't go the distance. Not sure I'd put anyone else above middle of the pack.
Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:12 pm to fibonaccisquared
Call us Texas one more time.
Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:14 pm to DanMullins4Life
Sumlin
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Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:19 pm to townestoldme2
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Call us Texas one more time.
Oh I don't... Much prefer to call you arse to Mouth...
Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:22 pm to fibonaccisquared
Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:23 pm to fibonaccisquared
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Call us Texas one more time.
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Oh I don't... Much prefer to call you arse to Mouth...
Actually I think most of us would prefer that over Texas.
Sumlin still wins.
Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:25 pm to townestoldme2
Tex....as
Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:46 pm to DanMullins4Life
Saban would just yell and win
Posted on 1/9/13 at 11:39 pm to Jma313
I think Texas's coach, Sumlin, has the young factor over most of the other coaches, plus his eyes are pretty wonky.
Posted on 1/9/13 at 11:53 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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Boom would blow himself up in his pre-fight hype dance.
Hilarious
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:25 am to DanMullins4Life
Even though we fired him, in a street fight I'd take Derek Dooley. The dude had hip surgery and didn't take so much as an aspirin for pain, that's hardcore, DNGAF who you are.
But since he's gone, my vote goes to Muschamp winning via headbutt to Sumlin, then taking a crap on his dead body.
But since he's gone, my vote goes to Muschamp winning via headbutt to Sumlin, then taking a crap on his dead body.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 4:29 am to PrimeTime Money
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Les would do something crazy like go to touch gloves before the fight and then bite his opponent's ear off.
Glad I wasn't the only one picturing this. I think Les would go after his opponent like a rabid dog.
Of course, in the next match he'd go into the fetal position and wait for his opponent fall over from exhaustion.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 5:13 am to DanMullins4Life
Saban would just hire a hit man to off everyone before the brawl began. And then he would bitch at the hit man for not killing everyone to a certain standard.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 5:45 am to harmonics
Les Miles wins due to retard strength.
Posted on 1/10/13 at 5:52 am to americanrealism
Posted on 1/10/13 at 7:19 am to DanMullins4Life
Muschamp seems like he could kick some azz, "he's for sure got the attitude."
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