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Which SEC football team head coach could beat up all the other coaches?
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:45 pm
1 on 1 - Single Octagon Cage - 5 Rounds - Standard Tap-0ut Rules and Regulations.
I could see Dan Mullins going all of the way but he would have a hard match-up against Texas's coach Sumlin. I think Spurrier's age could be a little deceiving.
To mix it up, they can tag-team their coordinators and strength and conditioning coaches.
I heard that Les Miles use to fight in bars a lot back in his basketball days.
I could see Dan Mullins going all of the way but he would have a hard match-up against Texas's coach Sumlin. I think Spurrier's age could be a little deceiving.
To mix it up, they can tag-team their coordinators and strength and conditioning coaches.
I heard that Les Miles use to fight in bars a lot back in his basketball days.
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Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:46 pm to DanMullins4Life
Mullins would have to take off his turtle shell armor.
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:46 pm to DanMullins4Life
les and stud are bringing weapons with them
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:46 pm to DanMullins4Life
Les would kick some serious arse
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:47 pm to DanMullins4Life
Nick Saban by using the Force.
Probably bielema though
Probably bielema though
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:47 pm to DanMullins4Life
so much fail in such a small little post.
ETA: F it, I'll play along.
Bielema has a size advantage for sure, but he's a happy person not an angry crazy bone in his body.
Saban would be toast.
Freeze might have tard strength in there somewhere.
Spurrier would be dangerous, Never and I say Never fight an old guy, they fight dirty and want to end it quickly.
Franklin would get chumped quickly
Stoops I don't know anything about him to form an opinion.
Malzahn would be too busy paying someone to put a hit out on the other coaches to actually get in the ring.
Richt is too christian... so he might kill someone.
Boom would blow himself up in his pre-fight hype dance.
Butch Jones is a wildcard, low center of gravity, fairly young, in decent shape, looks like he could take a punch.
Merlins, not a shot in hell, he's got a punching bag face.
Pinkel, doesn't seem to have a lot of fight in him but drunks can get crazy mean.
ETA: F it, I'll play along.
Bielema has a size advantage for sure, but he's a happy person not an angry crazy bone in his body.
Saban would be toast.
Freeze might have tard strength in there somewhere.
Spurrier would be dangerous, Never and I say Never fight an old guy, they fight dirty and want to end it quickly.
Franklin would get chumped quickly
Stoops I don't know anything about him to form an opinion.
Malzahn would be too busy paying someone to put a hit out on the other coaches to actually get in the ring.
Richt is too christian... so he might kill someone.
Boom would blow himself up in his pre-fight hype dance.
Butch Jones is a wildcard, low center of gravity, fairly young, in decent shape, looks like he could take a punch.
Merlins, not a shot in hell, he's got a punching bag face.
Pinkel, doesn't seem to have a lot of fight in him but drunks can get crazy mean.
This post was edited on 1/9/13 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:47 pm to DanMullins4Life
In his day Pinkel would beat some arse.
This thread has existed before. I think Muschamp won.
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:47 pm to Swoopin
Richt takes off the collar and destroys visor first then tags in Todd to take care of Franklin
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:48 pm to DanMullins4Life
Bielema would beat the shite out of any other coach easily
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:49 pm to KCM0Tiger
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Probably bielema though
No.. unless he got to start the fight by doing a belly flop on his combatant, and then blinded them by squirting titty juice in their eyes.
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:49 pm to bdv1974
saban paints a 50 for miles and freezes miles in place and then paints a 6 for richt and its over.
saban also gets his midget that collects the tee, the midget nalls off berts ankles
saban also gets his midget that collects the tee, the midget nalls off berts ankles
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:49 pm to DanMullins4Life
Les would do something crazy like go to touch gloves before the fight and then bite his opponent's ear off.
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:50 pm to Gladius Veritas
Steve S
This post was edited on 1/9/13 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:50 pm to badlands
can spurrier bring his bowstaff?
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:52 pm to mograyback
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No.. unless he got to start the fight by doing a belly flop on his combatant, and then blinded them by squirting titty juice in their eyes.
You know you're scared
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:53 pm to carolinaswamper
Pinkel could do some damage, but I'd have to go with Muschamp. He could just scare someone to death. 
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:54 pm to DanMullins4Life
Freezus would smitten thee...
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:57 pm to mograyback
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then blinded them by squirting titty juice in their eyes.
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:58 pm to DanMullins4Life
Muschamp is my vote........that dude is intense
Posted on 1/9/13 at 6:59 pm to semotruman
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Pinkel could do some damage, but I'd have to go with Muschamp. He could just scare someone to death.
I agree. I can totally see Muschamp barking at his opponents before, during and after the fight.
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