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re: When did Bert get fat?

Posted on 7/24/20 at 5:46 am to
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 5:46 am to
For example, I think of Elvis Presley in his later years. He could have had anything he wanted, but what he truly needed was intangible. He started to gain lots of weight beginning in the late 1960s, and it was like you could watch him slowly begin to die on the inside during the 1970s. His fame put him in mental agony.

I never saw Elvis in real time- I was born in 1997- but his example of struggling with mental health (and becoming overweight as a result) can be applied to so many people today.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 6:16 am to
It was the free food ...



This post was edited on 7/24/20 at 6:23 am
Posted by dchog
Pea Ridge
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 6:32 am to
Bert should have stayed out of coaching if he knew that he wasn't cut out for it. But his mouth kept getting him into trouble because he bragged about this and that. He had feuds with other coaches and even ADs. He was nauseating on Twitter. The Arkansas job and the SEC humbled him and he wasn't a likeable person to be around.

My doctor isn't a firm believer in BMI but goes by your build instead and makes an educated guess on how much you should weigh. Bert is never going to be slim because his bone structure is on the large side, so getting under 200 pounds is almost impossible to maintain.

Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
13371 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 7:09 am to


Holy ice cream and sausage shake, batman!
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 7:32 am to
He got fat from wins over Ole Miss
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
48205 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:01 am to
He really needs to take a few years off from coaching and get his weight under control. Working for Belichick cannot be a stress free job
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:11 am to
quote:

almost always stems from mental health problems


From my experience, it’s either poor mental health, lack of access to healthy food, or poor parenting leading to addiction (which could be lumped in with poor mental health).

It really is a sad pandemic in and of itself, and our society’s push of unrealistic body images in marketing, and mass practice of fat shaming both serve to make the problem worse.

Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:29 am to
I agree.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26322 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:04 am to
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That was a 11 win team but Bert didn't take advantage. The only game that Arkansas didn't have a case of winning was against Alabama and yet Arkansas had a lead going into the fourth quarter.


I dunno. If Calvin Ridley doesn’t have that long TD who knows what happens

Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9838 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:04 am to
He’s on the Mark Mangino diet plan.

Posted by gohogs141
Fayetteville
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 10:22 am to
I don't even think it's so much food that Bielema had a problem controlling as much as it was alcohol. He was rumored to have a serious problem with loving Tito's later on in his tenure here and it's one of the things that pushed Solomon Thomas to sign with Stanford because they could tell he'd been drinking when he showed up to their house for a visit. I'm sure it's one of the reasons Pittman got tired of working for him and left too.
Posted by Mithridates6
Member since Oct 2019
8220 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 12:11 pm to
He never seemed to be the same after Pittman left: OL was not the same (Austin Allen took a beating) and he couldn't fix the defense either. 2015 was his chance to really validate the rebuild with a 10 or so win season in retrospect
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26883 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 12:18 pm to
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Really a bizarre season when you look at it, beating OM and TN on the road (when both were good) and losing to TTU and Toledo. Could've been a contender with some better defense, like what y'all had in 2014




One of many WTF season we have had. Beat some great teams! Lose to some complete turds!

With a good defense, like you said, this could have been a team that contended. Instead it was just... one of those Bert years.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
50074 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 12:20 pm to
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When Golden Corral introduced the all you can eat chocolate fountain?


Little known fact

Bret actually had a full service Golden Corral at his house out in east Fayetteville, and another one inside his secret apartment on Dickson Street - fully staffed cooks and servers for just him

Truth is stranger than fiction
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
3597 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 12:30 pm to
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Really a bizarre season when you look at it, beating OM and TN on the road (when both were good) and losing to TTU and Toledo. Could've been a contender with some better defense, like what y'all had in 2014


At the time but not in hindsight. The TTU QB now makes $50 mill/year. Kareem Hunt was the RB for Toledo. We still should have won but that’s was some serious talent on bad teams.
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 6:02 pm to
Apparently Mangino is a complete dickhead.
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8716 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 6:46 pm to
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At the time but not in hindsight. The TTU QB now makes $50 mill/year. Kareem Hunt was the RB for Toledo. We still should have won but that’s was some serious talent on bad teams.


And Matt Campbell was the coach for Toledo. Dak Prescott answered every Allen highlight with one of his own and MSU pulled out a 51-50 win in an incredible game.
Posted by dchog
Pea Ridge
Member since Nov 2012
26984 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:48 pm to
Cole Hedlund was the kicker. It was blocked. Someone had a missed block and he kicked it right into a Miss st. player, game over. Bert should have went for it and the chances would have been very good for Brandon Allen to make the first down. It was a game that we were favored and should have won.
This post was edited on 7/24/20 at 8:49 pm
Posted by dchog
Pea Ridge
Member since Nov 2012
26984 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:04 pm to
I remember the Toledo the game when we had a chance to win but Brandon threw a pass to a wide open Hunter Henry that sailed 10 yards over his head in the end zone.

The Texas Tech game, I remember Brandon threw a pass so under thrown that Jeremy Sprinkle had to stop and reach back and the ball fell right in his fingers, dropped. He was wide open and crowd just gasped in shock.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24796 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:09 pm to

Bert in college
This post was edited on 7/24/20 at 9:10 pm
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