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re: What’s the dumbest your football team has ever looked in one sequence?

Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:45 pm to
Posted by Arkansasrazorback
Member since May 2010
9296 posts
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:45 pm to
“Hurt” it? He set it on fire and jacked off with $100 bills while he watched it burn. Then, he shite on the ashes over the course of several days before laying down in it, waddling around, and creating an oversized fecal angel.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38463 posts
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:48 pm to
Oh, the golden days when ol' Burt was shoving himself between Saban's arse-cheeks in support of the damaging effects of FAST football, amirite?
Posted by Kilgore Trout
Austin, TX
Member since Oct 2014
664 posts
Posted on 7/7/19 at 11:07 pm to
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Michael Spurlock against Alabama 2005, had 3rd and 1 inside their 10 down 10-7, back to back delay of game penalties made it 3rd and 11, we kick a FG then go on to lose on walk off FG by Bama 13-10

Weren't those delay of game penalties called AFTER a timeout? That tomfoolery exhausted any goodwill Orgeron still had with the fanbase, as evidenced by the loud chorus of boo birds.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
18920 posts
Posted on 7/7/19 at 11:19 pm to
Ole Miss 2009, spiking the ball with :01 left.

The last minute of the 2010 Tenn game was a massive cluster.
Posted by DawgTired
Member since Jul 2018
691 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:59 am to
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You aren't an actual Auburn fan if you don't enjoy that clip with religious fervor


And you're a total arse if you do
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
Member since Aug 2018
3490 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:47 am to
Way too many to count or recollect but I’ll go with Citadel 2015.

Missouri 2014
Tennessee 2013
The Clemson brawl
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20908 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:47 am to
Same game...



Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 9:12 am to
What a shitty game that was.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20908 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 9:24 am to
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What a shitty game that was.



Just a glimpse into the shite-show that was the '13 UT/Florida game...these were your two starters

Nathan Peterman - 4/11 5 yards 0 tds 2 ints QBR 0.7

Jeff Driskel - 3/6 33 yards 0 tds 1 int QBR 1.6

Florida's defense had 61 yards on 4 interceptions

Tennessee's defense had 62 yards on 1 interception

Tennessee averaged 2.9 yards per carry

Florida averaged 3.8 yards per carry


Posted by Chimlim
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2005
17745 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 9:25 am to
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Ole Miss 2009 and Tennessee 2010. We had no idea how to handle the last 2 plays of the Ole Miss game and ended up trying to spike the ball with 1 second left and then the Tennessee game we had no idea what we were doing but were fortunate enough to pull
out a victory thanks to 2 extra UT guys on the field


The 2010 Tennessee game was a complete mess. We tried to call a mass substitution play with under 20 seconds left and no timeouts. This would have ended the game, thank god the center snapped the ball when he did.

While the 2009 Ole Miss game was a mess as well, at least that would have worked if there was 1 extra second. The 2010 Tennessee game was a cluster frick on a mass scale. Amazing we ended up winning.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17950 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 9:55 am to
Surely it's been posted already, but


Posted by trackem
Auburn, AL
Member since Jun 2009
1490 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 10:11 am to
3-2 has to be up there for both AU and MSU.
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
16943 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:13 pm to
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While the 2009 Ole Miss game was a mess as well, at least that would have worked if there was 1 extra second.


After the third down play was blown up, it was 4th down with like 29 seconds to go and Miles ran it all the way down to 9 seconds and then called a timeout. Had he called a timeout anytime before 9 seconds, then we probably win the game
Posted by Bankshot
Member since Jun 2006
5388 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:22 pm to
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3-2 has to be up there for both AU and MSU.


It's the one game that comes to my mind in the "if we somehow manage to win this game, it will feel like a loss."
Posted by Terrific Tales
Member since Jan 2019
19844 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:29 pm to
I disagree actually. I thought that fake against us last year was well executed in principle and that Delpit simply made a great play. Without Delpit’s instincts that’s probably a touchdown.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:59 pm to
Every 3rd qtr of any game under Gus. The other team makes adjustment, Gus then runs uo thr middle for an entire qtr trying to crack the code.
Posted by UGADawg912
Nunya Dam Bizzness
Member since Sep 2016
1520 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:04 pm to
NCG vs Alabama. when our secondary looked like they wanted to take the biggest shite ever on the field in a national championship game, and Tua burned us.
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15269 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:10 pm to
Arkansas once called a fake FG, got the play blown dead right after the snap, went to TV timeout, then came out and RAN THE SAME GOD DAMN PLAY. Oh, Red Reggie Herring, ya bastard.

Obviously missouri sniffed out the fake
This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 7:12 pm
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