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re: What’s the dumbest your football team has ever looked in one sequence?
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:45 pm to borotiger
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:45 pm to borotiger
“Hurt” it? He set it on fire and jacked off with $100 bills while he watched it burn. Then, he shite on the ashes over the course of several days before laying down in it, waddling around, and creating an oversized fecal angel.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:48 pm to Arkansasrazorback
Oh, the golden days when ol' Burt was shoving himself between Saban's arse-cheeks in support of the damaging effects of FAST football, amirite? 

Posted on 7/7/19 at 11:07 pm to ukraine_rebel
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Michael Spurlock against Alabama 2005, had 3rd and 1 inside their 10 down 10-7, back to back delay of game penalties made it 3rd and 11, we kick a FG then go on to lose on walk off FG by Bama 13-10
Weren't those delay of game penalties called AFTER a timeout? That tomfoolery exhausted any goodwill Orgeron still had with the fanbase, as evidenced by the loud chorus of boo birds.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 11:19 pm to sta4ever
Ole Miss 2009, spiking the ball with :01 left.
The last minute of the 2010 Tenn game was a massive cluster.
The last minute of the 2010 Tenn game was a massive cluster.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:59 am to AuburnPanic40
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You aren't an actual Auburn fan if you don't enjoy that clip with religious fervor
And you're a total arse if you do
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:47 am to BranchDawg
Way too many to count or recollect but I’ll go with Citadel 2015.
Missouri 2014
Tennessee 2013
The Clemson brawl
Missouri 2014
Tennessee 2013
The Clemson brawl
Posted on 7/8/19 at 9:12 am to madmaxvol
What a shitty game that was.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 9:24 am to Korin
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What a shitty game that was.
Just a glimpse into the shite-show that was the '13 UT/Florida game...these were your two starters
Nathan Peterman - 4/11 5 yards 0 tds 2 ints QBR 0.7
Jeff Driskel - 3/6 33 yards 0 tds 1 int QBR 1.6
Florida's defense had 61 yards on 4 interceptions
Tennessee's defense had 62 yards on 1 interception
Tennessee averaged 2.9 yards per carry
Florida averaged 3.8 yards per carry
Posted on 7/8/19 at 9:25 am to sta4ever
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Ole Miss 2009 and Tennessee 2010. We had no idea how to handle the last 2 plays of the Ole Miss game and ended up trying to spike the ball with 1 second left and then the Tennessee game we had no idea what we were doing but were fortunate enough to pull
out a victory thanks to 2 extra UT guys on the field
The 2010 Tennessee game was a complete mess. We tried to call a mass substitution play with under 20 seconds left and no timeouts. This would have ended the game, thank god the center snapped the ball when he did.
While the 2009 Ole Miss game was a mess as well, at least that would have worked if there was 1 extra second. The 2010 Tennessee game was a cluster frick on a mass scale. Amazing we ended up winning.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 9:55 am to BranchDawg
Surely it's been posted already, but



Posted on 7/8/19 at 10:11 am to BranchDawg
3-2 has to be up there for both AU and MSU.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:13 pm to Chimlim
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While the 2009 Ole Miss game was a mess as well, at least that would have worked if there was 1 extra second.
After the third down play was blown up, it was 4th down with like 29 seconds to go and Miles ran it all the way down to 9 seconds and then called a timeout. Had he called a timeout anytime before 9 seconds, then we probably win the game
Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:22 pm to trackem
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3-2 has to be up there for both AU and MSU.
It's the one game that comes to my mind in the "if we somehow manage to win this game, it will feel like a loss."
Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:29 pm to BoozeDawg
I disagree actually. I thought that fake against us last year was well executed in principle and that Delpit simply made a great play. Without Delpit’s instincts that’s probably a touchdown.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 6:59 pm to BranchDawg
Every 3rd qtr of any game under Gus. The other team makes adjustment, Gus then runs uo thr middle for an entire qtr trying to crack the code.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:04 pm to BranchDawg
NCG vs Alabama. when our secondary looked like they wanted to take the biggest shite ever on the field in a national championship game, and Tua burned us. 

Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:10 pm to BranchDawg
Arkansas once called a fake FG, got the play blown dead right after the snap, went to TV timeout, then came out and RAN THE SAME GOD DAMN PLAY. Oh, Red Reggie Herring, ya bastard.
Obviously missouri sniffed out the fake
Obviously missouri sniffed out the fake

This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 7:12 pm
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