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What will your excuse when Cpt. Bert leads Arkansas to beat your team be?
Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:33 pm
Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:33 pm
The Capt. will be ready and sailing full speed in the harshest waters in the country. There may be a few reefs and sandbars to evade but with the right man steering the ship we will no doubt make it to our destination. So I ask you feeble land lovers, what excuses will you try to sell the Arkansas faithful for the reason of your teams demise?
-Admiral Long & tFlagship.
-Admiral Long & tFlagship.
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Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:34 pm to 870Hog
I ask why Mullen why he left the Xbox on overnight
This post was edited on 7/19/14 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:36 pm to 870Hog
Sometimes you harpoon the whale.
Sometimes the whale harpoons you.
Sometimes the whale harpoons you.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:36 pm to 870Hog
Maybe win 1 sec game first then we can worry bout that.. 
Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:36 pm to 870Hog
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What will your excuse when Cpt. Bert leads Arkansas to beat your team be?
Awkward sentence but if Arkansas beats USC it means we both made the SEC-CG in which case I don't think I'd need an excuse because the Rant would have imploded in the preceding weeks.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:37 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Sometimes your coach has an amazing player fall in his lap and you ride his success to a Natty.
Oh, wait that was Chizdick.
Oh, wait that was Chizdick.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:38 pm to 870Hog
Your sig pic gives me heartburn
Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:39 pm to KSGamecock
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I'd need an excuse because the Rant would have imploded in the preceding weeks.
I can understand this.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:39 pm to 870Hog
My excuse will be the truth: he ate every player, coach, and support staff member who plays, coaches or works for his opponents before the game.
Because he's fat.
Because he's fat.
This post was edited on 7/19/14 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:41 pm to pivey14
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I ask why Mullen why he left the Xbox on overnight
Mullen has to get his coaching strategies somewhere. Too bad NCAA needs a roster update otherwise yalls player scouting might be a little off.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 3:54 pm to TigerBait2008
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Maybe win 1 sec game first then we can worry bout that..
First thing on our agenda, matey.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 4:03 pm to 870Hog
Ahoy. Capt. Bert. Man the lifeboats.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 4:08 pm to 870Hog
Even a blind squirrel finds a double footlong hoagie with a chocolate milkshake once in a while
Posted on 7/19/14 at 4:09 pm to 870Hog
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What will your excuse when Cpt. Bert leads Arkansas to beat your team be?
Our bus driver took a wrong turn and got lost.
This post was edited on 7/19/14 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 7/19/14 at 4:12 pm to massiveattack
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Even a blind squirrel finds a double footlong hoagie with a chocolate milkshake once in a while
That squirrel is blind from diabetic retinopathy.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 4:15 pm to 870Hog
quote:What will you feeble mud wallowers' excuse be when you lose?
So I ask you feeble land lovers, what excuses will you try to sell the Arkansas faithful for the reason of your teams demise?
And don't give me the "Nobody expected us to win". Your fans do.
As far as if we lose, I will just claim Arkansas got lucky, which would be obvious. That seems to be the new, covers everything, excuse on Rant.
This post was edited on 7/19/14 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 7/19/14 at 4:52 pm to 870Hog
Just one question to clarify your thread.
Are you posting to SEC team fans or your OOC opponents?
TIA
Are you posting to SEC team fans or your OOC opponents?
TIA
Posted on 7/19/14 at 5:47 pm to 870Hog
If alive I would not care as I would be 658 years old
Posted on 7/19/14 at 5:52 pm to GFunk
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My excuse will be the truth: he ate every player, coach, and support staff member who plays, coaches or works for his opponents before the game. Because he's fat.
What if we were a 99 yd blown coverage away from winning at Death Valley in year 1? What would you do then?
Posted on 7/19/14 at 5:57 pm to Hubbhogg
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What if we were a 99 yd blown coverage away from winning at Death Valley in year 1? What would you do then?
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