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What profession would SEC coaches have if they weren’t coaches

Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:53 am
Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:53 am
I think you can all figure out Orgeron, as it is basically his nickname around here
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 10:55 am
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18069 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:55 am to
Matt Luke would probably be a junior gas station attendant.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52653 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:55 am to
Saban would be probably be horse jockey.
Posted by BoerneAg
Hill Country, God's Country
Member since Apr 2019
2329 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:56 am to
I could see Jimbo as a car salesman.
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18191 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:58 am to
Im thinking Stoops might work in a butcher shop or something. For some reason his face always reminds me of Alex the butcher Kroger used to use in all their advertising.

Posted by AndyWoods
Middle
Member since Oct 2018
1131 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:58 am to
I think they'd all be elders of the same church.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42611 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:59 am to
Pretty sure Pruitt would be what he was prior (a PE teacher).
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71230 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:59 am to
Saban would be a bingo/dance coordinator at a retirement home.
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15104 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:02 am to
Coach O would be a bouncer at a bar, Saban would work on wall street by scamming people, Kirby would be a travel ball Dad who plays golf
Posted by Pygthagorean Theorem
Member since Aug 2015
7834 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:03 am to
Chaggy would be a Red Bull representative.
Posted by MSUcoast
Gulfport, MS
Member since Oct 2014
637 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:03 am to
Joe Mo would be a history teacher. He's a history buff and boring as hell... it fits.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71230 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:05 am to
I see JoMo more as a food safety inspector in a plant with a beard net on.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:06 am to
Yeah. If football stopped UK would set him up with a sweet deal at Kroger.
Posted by gohogs141
Fayetteville
Member since Jun 2011
7512 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:08 am to
Morris was studying to be an Actuary before his coaching career got started
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16993 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:08 am to
Malzahn- IT geek, and also a wonder bra model (because of the bitch tits)
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18191 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:08 am to
I think Kirby would work as an executive assistant at an entertainment resort.

Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8432 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:11 am to
quote:

as it is basically his nickname around here


CEO??
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:12 am to
Jimbo would be an auctioneer.





Posted by Vestigial Morgan
Member since Apr 2016
3048 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:12 am to
quote:

Matt Luke would probably be a junior gas station attendant.


This would be Saban (except owning the station) he spent many years working at his dad's station. One thing is for certain, Nick wouldnt be delivering Cokes for a living
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:14 am to
Here is Jimbo after retirement:

Auctioneering

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