AndyWoods

Pork rinds crumbled over a thin layer of spam sitting on top of cream of mushroom soup and macaroni and cheese. Don't forget to toss some french onions in to layer the the bottom of the pan. Baked for 16 hours at 150 degrees Fahrenheit, or until you can't bare to wait.

I've been told of uncommon ways to obtain "Kate Spade's bag", but this is no easy task. Please, prepare yourself for a long list of instructions, or feel free to stop reading. First, you're going to need the ambition of a thousand homeless men, which will pan out to be about three normal guy's motivation. Second, grab yourself some glitter, a box fan, and about 5 jars of honey. Begin to apply the glitter to the box fan using the honey. Allow for the honey to dry, and take the fan to the nearest bakery. Third, ask the bakers for some Rye bread made in the image of a defeated willow tree. Take that bread, and crumble it into the fan; let it mix in the air and inhale.

The way the tip of the Crayon is slightly out of focus in relation to the intense look of that windshield? My gosh...this couldn't express my emotions and more intensely. I display this false sense of intensity, just to fool people into thinking I'm something I'm not, but truly; I'm simply afraid to show my blurred Crayon.

It's not even that his age matters. What if his dream guitar was a piece of paper, some string, and a bunch of cardboard boxes. It doesn't matter, but the people with

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Dream better...

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attitude are awful. Mind your own business and be kind to others.

He was 9 of 12, that game, because it was pouring rain. Pretty petty of you.

Ask him if he has the wherewithal to win it all?

:rotflmao: You seem like a neat person. :cheers:

Don't make fun of me for how I choose to invest.

I'm looking for full time work. I'm completely prepared to tell any of you what you need to hear to obtain it. I can sell corn tortillas to stocks of corn. I can oxidize the atoms of the fallen to reproduce a breathe of memory. I can fabricate the understanding of fallacies to manipulate perception's correlation of physical pleasure and bagel bites. I can shower without water. There aren't enough toilet paper rolls, on Earth, to roll my house because I live in the house of the Lord.

Sounds like a swell arse viewing. I'd like to join you, sometime, if you'll have me. I have plenty of access to assorted snacks in sacks, all validated by some plaques.