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re: What profession would SEC coaches have if they weren’t coaches
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:15 am to LouisvilleKat
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:15 am to LouisvilleKat
Ze Plane.
Gets me everytime.
Gets me everytime.
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:29 am to ElectricWizard0
Saban would be a pimp.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:29 am to KaiserSoze99
I see Gus as the face of the new man from glad which ran in the days of Mad men...
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television pitchman dubbed “the Man from Glad” to peddle its line of plastic bags. A sworn enemy of stale sandwiches, the Man from Glad showed hapless housewives how to keep food fresh in Glad bags.
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 11:32 am
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:30 am to gohogs141
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Morris was studying to be an Actuary before his coaching career got started
Yep. He'd be working for All State or Progressive by now.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:31 am to ElectricWizard0
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I think you can all figure out Orgeron, as it is basically his nickname around here
O wouldn't successfully captain a shrimp boat
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:45 am to Damone
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O wouldn't successfully captain a shrimp boat
O would make a great bartender for some seedy Cajun bar. That isn't an insult mind you, he'd be perfect for it. If he can cook he'd make a pretty darn good restaurant owner for a local place.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:50 am to ElectricWizard0
Saban, Smart, and Fisher would all be personal injury lawyers or crooked politicians. They're the sleaziest of the sleaze.
Orgeron would be a professional wrestler.
Malzahn is hardheaded enough to be a crash test dummy.
Orgeron would be a professional wrestler.
Malzahn is hardheaded enough to be a crash test dummy.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:51 am to Damone
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O wouldn't successfully captain a shrimp boat
Derek’s blinder on being a boat captain won’t work. It will only send him to the slammer
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:52 am to ElectricWizard0
Didn't Saban have an interview once where he said he once planned to inherit a family business running a dairy queen before his coaching career took off?
I remember something like that.. pretty sure that would have been the most efficient run DQ in the history of DQ's.
I remember something like that.. pretty sure that would have been the most efficient run DQ in the history of DQ's.
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 11:53 am
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:58 am to ElectricWizard0
Saban - Actor on Hobbit Movies with the only line being "Okayyyy."
Kirby - vacuum cleaner salesman
Gus - CPR instructor with expertise in choking
Mullen - counselor
Muschamp - realtor
Kirby - vacuum cleaner salesman
Gus - CPR instructor with expertise in choking
Mullen - counselor
Muschamp - realtor
Posted on 4/24/19 at 12:01 pm to ElectricWizard0
Saban would be a midget wrestler.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 12:09 pm to ElectricWizard0
Coach Joe was an English major in college. I'm pretty sure he would be on tour with Phish, writing a blog about allegorical setlists, and sellin merch to fund his lifestyle.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 12:13 pm to LSU Patrick
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Kirby - vacuum cleaner salesman
This is oddly fitting
Posted on 4/24/19 at 12:18 pm to ElectricWizard0
Saban would be a Walmart Greeter.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 12:20 pm to thatguy45
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Kirby - vacuum cleaner salesman
This is oddly fitting
Posted on 4/24/19 at 12:50 pm to ElectricWizard0
Gus would star in the Muppets
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:38 pm to ElectricWizard0
Ed Orgeron-Chemical Engineer
All other SEC coaches- Deposit side of the glory hole.
All other SEC coaches- Deposit side of the glory hole.
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