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What is it about Missouri?
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:30 pm
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:30 pm
Even though there’s no proof of them joining the SEC, I feel like I’ve heard it so many times on this board that I’m starting to believe it. Lie to yourself enough times, it becomes truth, kind of thing.
If we insist on maintaining this charade of Missouri in the SEC, why does no one care or acknowledge it? Is it because their victories are measured in stolen coaches, and not accomplishments on the field? We, the documented members of the SEC, bear a burden. How do we raise them from the trenches of apathy, and forge them into rivals, not just black and gold wallpaper? We must breathe fire into their veins, roar their name until it shatters the crystal goblets of SEC status quo. Only then can they rise from the shadows, a true *tiger* tearing through the jungle of the SEC.
If we insist on maintaining this charade of Missouri in the SEC, why does no one care or acknowledge it? Is it because their victories are measured in stolen coaches, and not accomplishments on the field? We, the documented members of the SEC, bear a burden. How do we raise them from the trenches of apathy, and forge them into rivals, not just black and gold wallpaper? We must breathe fire into their veins, roar their name until it shatters the crystal goblets of SEC status quo. Only then can they rise from the shadows, a true *tiger* tearing through the jungle of the SEC.
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 8:31 pm
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Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:35 pm to Dingbag
You typed a lot of words to be truly unfunny and unoriginal.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:38 pm to Dingbag
We'll claim them SEC caliber...you not so much.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:45 pm to Dingbag
Even after the edit you failed to change bear to bare.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:48 pm to Dingbag
Imagine finishing behind Missouri in the rankings
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:48 pm to Dingbag
What the hell did I just read
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:48 pm to deeprig9
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bear a burden
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Even after the edit you failed to change bear to bare
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Georgia fan
Yes.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:50 pm to Dingbag
Missouri went 11-2 and beat Ohio State in a new years 6 bowl.
They’ve earned some respect
They’ve earned some respect
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:51 pm to Dingbag
Early, strong entry for worst off-season thread. Congrats.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:52 pm to Dingbag
You sound like a gay.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:53 pm to deeprig9
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Even after the edit you failed to change bear to bare.
Don’t bare your burden. It just gets awkward and, in the wrong company, can lead to some uncomfortable questions from authorities.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:03 pm to UKWildcats
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What the hell did I just read
If you read it backwards , you'll see the hidden
meaning :
"nevE hguoht ereht’s on foorp fo meht gninioj eht CES, I leef ekil I’ev draeh ti os
ynam semit no siht draob taht I’m gnitrats ot eveileb ti. eiL ot flesruoy hguone
semit, ti semoceb hturt, dnik fo gniht.
fI ew tsisni no gniniatniam siht edarahc fo iruossiM ni eht CES, yhw seod on eno
erac ro egdelwonkca ti? sI ti esuaceb rieht seirotciv era derusaem ni nelots sehcaoc,
dna ton stnemhsilpmocca no eht dleif? eW, eht detnemucod srebmem fo eht CES,
raeb a nedrub. woH od ew esiar meht morf eht sehcnert fo yhtapa, dna egrof meht otni
slavir, ton tsuj kcalb dna dlog repapllaw? eW tsum ehtaerb erif otni rieht sniev, raor rieht
eman litnu ti srettahs eht latsyrc stelbog fo CES sutats ouq. ylnO neht nac yeht esir morf eht swodahs,
a eurt *regit* gniraet hguorht eht elgnuj fo eht CES."
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:50 pm to the808bass
He sounds like a gay that gays don't like to claim.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:52 pm to Dingbag
You suck
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:54 pm to UKWildcats
To post so much, Ding Bag is not very good at it. And it seems to be getting worse, not better. I think he tries to be funny. He just isn’t. It is very disappointing.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:55 pm to deputyfife
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He sounds like a gay that gays don't like to claim.
What is it with the self hating fans on this site. I post something nice with a genuinely compassionate attitude about a disenfranchised fanbase of a pretty lackluster program, and I get bombarded with hate.
I’m also detecting some very strong homophobic undertones here. Let me guess, you’re also not a Texas A&M fan, hm? C’mon man. It’s 2024. We’re past that. Join us in the 21st century, won’t you. There is no place for hate here.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:56 pm to Dingbag
2 missouri threads by LSU fans on the first page of the rant. Yall okay down there?
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:59 pm to MIzzouMark
They seem to have Missouri on their mind a lot lately.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 10:03 pm to captdalton
I like Mizzou minus the tornadoes.
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