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re: What happens to Louisiana if LSU loses?

Posted on 1/5/20 at 11:26 pm to
Posted by TrueLefty
St. Louis County
Member since Oct 2017
14925 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

First the saints, then if clemson wins...


Do they burn the dome down because it doesn't hold home field advantage?

Does the rant die?I

Does the state of Louisiana float in the gulf?


Burning questions


Then you will become famous! Hail to Oliver Queen! That will be their Super Hero to save them from depression!
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66492 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 11:28 pm to
Well the High School I went to won state.

So, I got that I guess.

3/3 is no longer a possibility.
Posted by Godzirra
Member since Sep 2019
1707 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

What happens to Louisiana if LSU loses


We'll have to read a ton of posts from insufferable clumpson retards and clumpson dickriders?
Posted by bandwagon bill
Hammond, LA
Member since Dec 2019
39 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 11:50 pm to
People will start shooting each other in the streets and new orleans will drown in liquor and sin. Your average Monday I guess. More traffic maybe.
This post was edited on 1/5/20 at 11:51 pm
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49264 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 12:00 am to
The Rant implodes
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
12327 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 12:00 am to
You are a Florida fan. Instead of UF I will say FU.
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 12:10 am to














Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85799 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 12:16 am to
quote:

Does the state of Louisiana float in the gulf?



Louisiana will never float into the Gulf because Arkansas sucks.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 12:18 am to
I’ll just get something else. No big deal. Isn’t there like a Burger King right across the street? Yeah, right there.
Posted by pitbull20
Somewhere close... real close
Member since Oct 2003
7762 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 12:29 am to
quote:

Louisiana will never float into the Gulf because Arkansas sucks.


Well played sir have an upvote
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 1:23 am to
So lots of melting?
Posted by AlabamaAlpha
Member since May 2019
139 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 1:24 am to
quote:

First the saints, then if clemson wins...


Do they burn the dome down because it doesn't hold home field advantage?

Does the rant die?I

Does the state of Louisiana float in the gulf?


Burning questions


They will mass murder nutria rats and use the blood of their sacrifices to sanctify the Coonassdome and streets of N.O. to quell the bad juju.

It will be weird and dangerous.

Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 1:26 am to
Wtf
Posted by AlabamaAlpha
Member since May 2019
139 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 1:50 am to
If the blood of thousands of nutria rats doesn't quell the Cajuns, they will likely burn the city and the dome to the ground and then sit around chanting Daniel, Daniel, Daniel until the national guard has to chase them all back to their swamp shacks.

Posted by AlabamaAlpha
Member since May 2019
139 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 1:57 am to
quote:

Wtf


What don't you understand? If lsu losses, their fans kill thousands of nutria rats and squirt the blood of the dead rats all over everything in sight to cleanse the evil spirits.

Then they burn the Superdome to the ground and possibly torch New Orleans just to be sure all the bad mojo is eradicated.

That's the kind of shite Cajuns do, bro.
This post was edited on 1/6/20 at 1:59 am
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24279 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 2:12 am to
quote:

We'll be thankful we're not Gator Fans


That's every day of the year.
Posted by LafourcheTiger
Avarua, Cook Islands
Member since Mar 2009
1851 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 4:30 am to
AlabamaAlpha:

Did your Marlboro-mouthed methamphetamine abusing mother not love you? Did she slip in the pit bull shite in front of your raggedy arse trailer then wipe it with her Dale Earnhart t-shirt she bummed from your uncle’s trailer after she fricked him?
Seems like an everyday scenario for “you people” in that single wide trailer park of a shite hole state known as Alabama

Posted by Alwaysontop
Member since Nov 2015
320 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:12 am to
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Posted by AlabamaAlpha
Member since May 2019
139 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:13 am to
quote:

AlabamaAlpha:

Did your Marlboro-mouthed methamphetamine abusing mother not love you? Did she slip in the pit bull shite in front of your raggedy arse trailer then wipe it with her Dale Earnhart t-shirt she bummed from your uncle’s trailer after she fricked him?
Seems like an everyday scenario for “you people” in that single wide trailer park of a shite hole state known as Alabama


No matter how many times you frick this nutria, it isn't going to feel any real love for you, rat fricker.

You can call it baby, honey, lover, whatever you want but, it isn't going to care for you no matter how many times you make it squeal.

I know you probably thought it worked that way but, it doesn't.

This post was edited on 1/6/20 at 5:15 am
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73492 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:24 am to
Fortunately, we’ll never know
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