AlabamaAlpha

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AlabamaAlpha:

Did your Marlboro-mouthed methamphetamine abusing mother not love you? Did she slip in the pit bull shite in front of your raggedy arse trailer then wipe it with her Dale Earnhart t-shirt she bummed from your uncle’s trailer after she fricked him?
Seems like an everyday scenario for “you people” in that single wide trailer park of a shite hole state known as Alabama

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No matter how many times you frick this nutria, it isn't going to feel any real love for you, rat fricker.

You can call it baby, honey, lover, whatever you want but, it isn't going to care for you no matter how many times you make it squeal.

I know you probably thought it worked that way but, it doesn't.

If the blood of thousands of nutria rats doesn't quell the Cajuns, they will likely burn the city and the dome to the ground and then sit around chanting Daniel, Daniel, Daniel until the national guard has to chase them all back to their swamp shacks.

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I truly used to think LSU fans were alright, but now I can’t wait until next year when Bama gets back on top of the west again.

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Most people who follow college football don't like LSU fans. Not because LSU dominates other teams for years or decades or over a century like Alabama does to so many teams. Not because LSU is particularly good or a notable team to be envied. Not because LSU just wins, wins, wins, and people get sick of it. Not because LSU is admired and beloved and others are jealous. Not for any reason you would think others don't like them.

People don't like LSU because of their ignorant, backward, belligerent, uncouth, uncivilized, bizarre, loudmouthed, vile, and ridiculous fans who no more know how to act and behave in victory than they do in defeat.

It's a culture of football fandom doused in male anal subcultures whose every thought is centered on going in dry and ball sucking.

There is the sister fricking contingent of the fanbase who literally can't finish a sentence on message boards or in real life without a sister fricking reference.

They have weird hangups and call everyone Daniel, and think that others know what the frick they are talking about.

Their only response to any constructive criticism, trying to help them better themselves, is to get angry and say they have good food and then trail off into incoherent mumbles about nutria rats and crying about how Oregron isn't retarded, he just talks and looks really stupid.

And they stink of rotten corndogs. Not the good smell of corndogs you smell at state fairs but, the kind of smell that emanates from a food pit out behind a Golden Corral.

They are a disagreeable, unlikable, nasty subset of people who no more belong in the United States than their Canadian forebears did.

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Burrow is 30 years old playing against 18 year olds.

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He’s 22-23

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Wrong. Burrows is not 30 but he is 28. So, the poster you are responding to is closer to right than you are.

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Misses out on the big game. Has to list historical stats to feel relevant. Melting as bad as Clemson will be after 1/13/20

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Right, Bama fans have no experience with national championship games recently so, we must live in the past.

But, it is a past that is currently unfolding in present times as the win total of Alabama continues to increase.

Just his season, with Bama's 11 wins and Michigan's 9 wins, the Crimson Tide gained 2 wins towards the goal of complete and total dominance of virtually all important stats that matter in the sport.

They currently hold the distinction of most NC's and best all-time winning percentage. There is only one important one left.

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Teams that don’t win NCs cling to win counts.

How the mighty have fallen.

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It's not just a win total for a season, which is inconsequential to this discussion.

It's THE win total of all-time. Fans of teams like LSU can understand, fully, what is being discussed because they have an inability to grasp the magnitude of it.

And, I'm not just singling out LSU because LSU is a nobody really, in all-time lists of any sort concerning college football. Many, many teams are in the same boat as LSU in not really mattering.

Does anyone know the purpose of the metal framework at the bottom of this roof of the National Library of Montenword.



Roof

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Alabama and Clemson will be back in the playoffs next year being despised by everyone. Burrow leaves and LSU will be like the song "Ice Ice Baby"...A one hit wonder.

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Sounds about right to me. Good post.

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Losses and forfeits don't count as wins, only wins count as wins.

But whatever gets you up for the Irrelevant Bowl.

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I'm not counting losses, goofy. That would be dishonest. I'm counting the 29 wins that Alabama had on the field, against opponents, you know, in real life.

What are you talking about?

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I know you’re a bama fan, but the normal assumption in society is not incest when someone points out that you are an embarrassment.

Please seek help.

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When someone indicates that they are retarded, as you have done, it makes non-retarded people think about how they came to be retarded.

Your UncDad and MomSis making you could have a lot to do with your retardation.

That is all I was saying, since you brought it up. Nothing personal, bro.