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Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:32 pm to EKG
I thought the point of this thread was to get under people's skin
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:32 pm to Phat Phil
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They still think Fulmer brought their program down
I haven't met one person who has ever said this.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:32 pm to mjw60532
Are we only considering good-natured, sports-related quips? Mentioning tornados, hurricanes and/or bonfires can make shite get real 
Y'know, if you're trashy.
Y'know, if you're trashy.
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:32 pm to mjw60532
As a Mizzou fan I will freely admit we are very thin skinned. We've been through too much bullshite with this program over the years not to be.
If the subject is a game in which Mizzou grasped defeat from the jaws of victory, just say "LOL, Tyus Edneyed."
Or if you want to go new school of course, just go "Lulz, Shaw-shanked."
If it was a game in which Mizzou has blown it against a vastly inferior opponent, just go "Norfolkin' way!!!"
If Mizzou loses due to a horrendously bad call, just go "LMAO, Fifth Downed."
You won't see it from behind your computer screen, but the Mizzou fan you utter any of the above to will be punting his dog across the lawn, slitting his wrists and sticking his head in the microwave in short order.
If the subject is a game in which Mizzou grasped defeat from the jaws of victory, just say "LOL, Tyus Edneyed."
Or if you want to go new school of course, just go "Lulz, Shaw-shanked."
If it was a game in which Mizzou has blown it against a vastly inferior opponent, just go "Norfolkin' way!!!"
If Mizzou loses due to a horrendously bad call, just go "LMAO, Fifth Downed."
You won't see it from behind your computer screen, but the Mizzou fan you utter any of the above to will be punting his dog across the lawn, slitting his wrists and sticking his head in the microwave in short order.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:32 pm to cjared036
they also make enough money off of it to pay the rights fee and still make good profit
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:32 pm to mjw60532
LSU: Do I smell.... corndogs?
Also - Kolton Browning? I must have missed something.
Also - Kolton Browning? I must have missed something.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:33 pm to mjw60532
Also there is so much you could use to get under a Gamecock fan's skin that doesn't involve the fanbase.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:33 pm to CNB
Tell us how to get under the cocks' foreskin
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:34 pm to mjw60532
Alabama: weak schedule, SEC offices in B'ham, paying refs
Arkansas: Bert is fat
Auburn: second chance for thugs U
Mississippi St: Suggesting they bring nothing to the table
Ole Miss: Only way they got RN, Tunsil, and Conner is with $$$
South Carolina: Still haven't won an SEC title, gonna crash and burn when Spurrier retires
Tennessee: TSIO no longer relevant
A&M: JFF gone, Aggie fuccked
Arkansas: Bert is fat
Auburn: second chance for thugs U
Mississippi St: Suggesting they bring nothing to the table
Ole Miss: Only way they got RN, Tunsil, and Conner is with $$$
South Carolina: Still haven't won an SEC title, gonna crash and burn when Spurrier retires
Tennessee: TSIO no longer relevant
A&M: JFF gone, Aggie fuccked
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:34 pm to WonderWartHawg
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LSU: Do I smell.... corndogs?
Honestly, this has to be the biggest one for some LSU fans. It's amazing how some people get upset at it.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:35 pm to mjw60532
12th man is a Seattle thing, even to most Texans. Additionally, UT-Austin is far more authentic Texas than TAMU.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:35 pm to WonderWartHawg
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Also - Kolton Browning? I must have missed something.
2012 ULM beat Arkansas at Arkansas. ULM was down 28-14 in the 4th. Kolton lead 2 quick drives to tie it. Went to overtime, Arkansas kicked a field goal and Kolton threw for a TD. Set up a 4-8 season for Arkansas.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:35 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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Tell us how to get under the cocks' foreskin
Hide in their sister's vagina
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:35 pm to Crimson G
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A&M: JFF gone, Aggie fuccked
That's just the truth.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:35 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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Tell us how to get under the cocks' foreskin
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:36 pm to Pettifogger
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UT-Austin is far more authentic Texas than TAMU.
You're not even close. Keep trying.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:36 pm to Pettifogger
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Additionally, UT-Austin is far more authentic Texas than TAMU.
There we go. That would do some damage
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:36 pm to Crimson G
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Arkansas: Bert is fat
Doesn't bother me, I could shed a few myself.
Chances are he's poking something hotter than 99% of y'all are anyway.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 2:36 pm to Crimson G
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South Carolina: Still haven't won an SEC title
Meh. We've gone this far without winning one. It's upsetting, but not jimmy rustle status.
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gonna crash and burn when Spurrier retires
This however, will get you plenty of bites.
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