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re: Vols, who likes them?

Posted on 7/29/24 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
7678 posts
Posted on 7/29/24 at 4:50 pm to
They're obnoxious hillbillies. What's to like?
Posted by Sooner1984
Boone's Farm, Texas
Member since Jan 2017
537 posts
Posted on 7/29/24 at 5:16 pm to
I like ol' Tenner Seas. Good people. Good state. Good song. But we're gonna have to whip their prats regardless.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21270 posts
Posted on 7/29/24 at 5:35 pm to
They don't have the worst fan base in the SEC.
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
2899 posts
Posted on 7/29/24 at 5:39 pm to
As long as Josh Heupel is their coach, they'll be my 2nd favorite team.
Posted by Smokey Okie
Member since Jul 2024
1046 posts
Posted on 7/29/24 at 5:47 pm to
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Personally, I don't have anything against them. But I think it's hilarious watching them go after one fan base, then to another and another. It seems like nobody else likes them (except the aggies) and they are like that pesky fly that keeps landing on your arm. (Yea I know...TX fans should know all about that... yada, yada).


No one on this board likes Tennessee fans. No one in real life likes Tennessee fans. They aren't normal and don't have normal human values.

They have what are described as "mountain values". Mountain values involve slitting throats, killing small animals for weekend fun, drinking copious amounts of alcohol created with some of the main ingredients being battery acid, dead birds, lead, and rat poison.

Mountain values involve no one in your extended family, for hundreds of years, marrying outside of a small gene pool in whatever holler or gulch they reside in.

Mountain values teach you that orange is pretty and that fat, toothless, drug addled, lazy, scheming, bitter, and angry are characteristics that hold great value.

Plus, hardly any of the Lady Vols practice proper hygiene because they feel they weren't born in a bucket of water, why should they wash with it?
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
975 posts
Posted on 7/29/24 at 6:04 pm to
There's just something about those carrot baby shite orange colored teams who underperform every year and never live up to the pre season hype. Dunno?
Posted by OU_Fan
America's Heartland
Member since Dec 2014
920 posts
Posted on 7/29/24 at 6:19 pm to
I like Tennessee. Good people, Rocky Top, Josh Heupel. Count me in as pro- Tennessee.
Posted by SeaCay
Odessa, FL
Member since Mar 2012
1850 posts
Posted on 7/29/24 at 6:25 pm to
Trick question, nobody likes the vols.
This post was edited on 7/29/24 at 6:26 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130446 posts
Posted on 7/29/24 at 6:26 pm to
Those aren't real Tennessee fans. They are alters trying to embarrass real Tennessee fans. Real Tennessee fans are good people.
Posted by Smokey Okie
Member since Jul 2024
1046 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 12:59 am to
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Those aren't real Tennessee fans. They are alters trying to embarrass real Tennessee fans. Real Tennessee fans are good people.


Or maybe they aren't alters and a large amount of Tennessee fans are genuine shite hooks and real Tennessee fans really aren't good people?

Perhaps the "good people" Tennessee fans you know are just a freaky aberration in some type of parallel universe?
This post was edited on 7/30/24 at 1:01 am
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
9021 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 7:52 am to
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Vitello and Serraneaux effect :)
both of whom are complete pieces of shite
Posted by GiveHimSix
God's country AKA Knoxville
Member since Jul 2024
835 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 10:57 am to
Deal with it pussy.
Posted by JLFVFFL
In your head
Member since Dec 2021
95 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:31 am to
Thank you. I have to admit, some of the Vol fans on here are totally out in left field.

Think we're going to win it all EVERY YEAR. How are you going to do that when you get most of the scraps of the better teams?

Oh how I wish we could win it all every year, but when FL is on the schedule you know we're laying an egg for that one.

However, I will cheer for my beloved UT because I was raised that way. Been cheering for them for over 50 years now and will be until I go to eternity.

Go Vols!


This post was edited on 7/31/24 at 8:36 am
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14512 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:34 am to
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Real Tennessee fans are good people.


Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
4442 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:38 am to
Reading around on the SEC rant and I'm sensing some animosity between Texas and Tennessee. Battle of the UT's I guess
Posted by GiveHimSix
God's country AKA Knoxville
Member since Jul 2024
835 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:39 am to
Vols own their asses and always will. Tony V told them no.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
7828 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 11:46 am to
Wait till the Vols get indoor plumbing in all their school buildings. Then they will be less stressed.
Posted by havoclax
Go Armyland. Beat bammerville.
Member since Feb 2008
416 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 12:08 pm to
Chicken shite Vols. Dropped Army off the 2022 schedule. General Bob Neyland rolled over in his grave. Army is 1-0-1 against the Chicken shits since 1984

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Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
25641 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 1:02 pm to
Studies show that tolerance for TN fans is inversely related to the number of teeth a person has.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30907 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 1:25 pm to
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Sleeping giant , much like LSU was considered before Saban got there.




The only thing LSU was considered before Saban was an easy win.
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