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Upset Saturday Haiku & Limerick & Assorted Assholery Thread

Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:13 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86060 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:13 am
There once was a coach named Deboer
In Nashville his team would snore
Although he gave it his all
We have to fire him Paul
And hire that Kiffin whore


Alabama Gumps
Where is your Nick Saban now
You lost to Vandy


















Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
19735 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:21 am to
A couple of those nerd chicks could get it.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10606 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:24 am to
Losing to Vandy
Deboer looks lost and confused
Find a collared shirt
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86060 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:26 am to
Plumbing apprentice
The very sad Cajun Reb
Missed his welfare check

Suicide watch time
This aint Tuuuuhd Turdition Pawwwwl
Gonna kick the dog


Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
114522 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:27 am to
It's impossible to not be extremely happy for them and their fans.

How awesome.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86060 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:33 am to
Where are all the Gumps
Suddenly you can't find them
Witness protection?


Posted by theballguy
Huntsville Alabama
Member since Oct 2011
36126 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:36 am to
Lank can't be blamed here
Anchor shoved up our crimson asses
Our defense sucks
Posted by theballguy
Huntsville Alabama
Member since Oct 2011
36126 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Plumbing apprentice
The very sad Cajun Reb
Missed his welfare check


Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10606 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Where are all the Gumps


One of us is here
Posting in the very thread
You yourself started
Posted by theballguy
Huntsville Alabama
Member since Oct 2011
36126 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:40 am to
Yeah this shite is so ridiculous, I can't possibly leave this board today and do something productive.
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
3772 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:41 am to
lol not gonna lie enjoy it, bama losing to vandy is hilarious, it won’t be funny after nov 9th but you got a solid month to go wild
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86060 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:46 am to
Gumps issuing threats
Talking about November
Pass the copium


Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10606 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:48 am to
quote:

Gumps issuing threats
Talking about November


Who's issuing threats?
The only thing I'm threat'ning
Is my poor liver
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
3772 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 9:50 am to
Where are all the Gumps

Gumps issuing threats
Talking about November
Pass the copium

You posted these minutes apart. Pick a lane
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86060 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 10:03 am to
Don’t be angry Gump
You bent the knee for Vandy
Take it like a man
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86060 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 10:11 am to
The Decline is real
Nick Saban ain’t coming back
Get used to it, Gumps
Posted by GreenieTiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
700 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 3:02 pm to
Kings of SEC
Vandy breaks the Crimson Tide
No one fears you Gumps
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86060 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 3:04 pm to
Vanderbilt Football
Our new scary Overlords
Don’t hurt us, Hammer.
This post was edited on 10/6/24 at 3:14 pm
Posted by GreenieTiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
700 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 3:09 pm to
Dixieland Delight
frick Auburn and LSU
Now it's Vandy too
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
20173 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 3:19 pm to
Texas back on top
Anchor Down and Rocky Top
Hell Yeah Tennessee
This post was edited on 10/6/24 at 3:20 pm
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