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re: 'Twas the night before SEC football

Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:31 pm to
Posted by TouchdownToCauseHell
Member since Apr 2018
568 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:31 pm to
Spot on man, nicely done
Posted by Leopold
Columbia
Member since Sep 2013
1832 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:36 pm to
I came in here ready to shite all over that poem.

But I was wrong.

Nicely done.
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13081 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:41 pm to
That’s not a Haiku. Cheater.
Posted by msuboss71
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2016
589 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:51 pm to
Only a Vanderbilt fan would come up with something so clever. Bravo
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51791 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:55 pm to
Whoever downvotes this should be banned.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34410 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:34 pm to
longest post Ive ever read.

well done
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
26882 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:39 pm to
Well done. Ranks right up there with Who will cry for the little corndog.

Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

Coach Mullen fled Starkville, bags were packed always ready
To Gainesville he went, shitter’s full, Cousin Eddie;



I belly laughed. Nicely done!
Posted by dhuck20
SCLSU Fan
Member since Oct 2012
22830 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:49 pm to
I love you rhymed been with Saban.
Posted by CockyTime
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
3371 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 9:50 pm to
quote:


An internship with Bill Belichick, Coach Saban’s good pal 
A new home in Foxborough, near the Golden Corral; 



My favorite line. You Vandy guys are alright
Posted by Mr Shickadance
Member since Jul 2018
1125 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 9:56 pm to
Genius. Props.
Posted by Mr Shickadance
Member since Jul 2018
1125 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

May your weekends be filled with pretty women and good booze
I hate all of your teams, and I hope that you lose.

My favorite and my sentiments, exactly.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75540 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

Colonel Reb is still crying
Not our mascot. Dumbass.
This post was edited on 8/29/18 at 10:35 pm
Posted by PineGroveBully
Member since Nov 2017
491 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 11:02 pm to
Well hell yall changed mascots 3 times while he was writing it
Posted by DawgGoneDawg
Just south of Hell
Member since Aug 2018
83 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 2:59 am to
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
101456 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 3:03 am to
quote:

Well hell yall changed mascots 3 times while he was writing it


some people just can’t take jokes
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
21867 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 7:30 am to
Nice!
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75540 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Well hell yall changed mascots 3 times while he was writing it
We've actually only changed out mascot twice over the past 15 years. Keep trying though
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45164 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 9:57 am to
In all fairness, that’s probably 200% more than anyone else.

Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75540 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 10:07 am to
quote:

In all fairness, that’s probably 200% more than anyone else.

Nope. Multiple teams in the FBS have changed their mascots over the last decade.
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